Man in Toilet Tweets for Toilet Paper
Naika_tei, a DJ from Tokyo found himself in the awkward situation of having no toilet paper right after he finished his business in the little boy's room in an electronics store in Akihabara. So he tweeted: [Urgently needed] toilet paper in the 3rd floor toilet of Akiba Yodobashi. 18 mins later, the toilet paper arrived safely! I might have then stood outside the stall door and provided mood music. Never trust the internet to not bring you a creep.
Guardian Road Angel
Police in Fribourg, Switzerland, have employed a 'guardian angel' to encourage drivers to slow down on the town's roads. He reminds me of a creepier version of 'Michael' except too much angel and not enough Travolta. Can you imagine how fast cars would slow down if it actually was Travolta? problem solved.
The Smiling Chihuahua
I didn't think this video of a chihuahua smiling could get any cuter; then I watched it without sound.
Iconic Eyebrows
A fun little graphic of some of the most Iconic eyebrows in history. I don't know how many other people could rock a 90 degree angle, and for that, Maila Nurmi has definitely earned the title of brow queen.
Worst Wedding DJ EVER!
This man has to be the greatest DJ of all time. It's like a scene from a Will Ferrell Movie but in real life. (via:Blameitonthevoices)
Cat Suckling Air
I think this cat is stuck in a loop and needs to be rebooted. [Ed. note: This cat probably has a serious degenerative disease. Hilarious!]
Don't Get Caught In a "Bad Hotel"
LGBT activists stormed the Westin St. Francis Hotel in San Francisco in a Lady Gaga "Bad Romance" flash mob performing their rendition entitled "Bad Hotel". This is both hilarious, and deliciously sincere. I have a feeling this is totally going to be the next youtube sensation, right up there with sneezing panda.
Law & Order SVU Interpretive Dance
The Law & Order SVU intro finally gets the interpretive dance it needs to really make it shine.
Love In Walmart
Flickr user ....casper captured this beautiful love scene at Walmart.
Original Gangsta Bike Tricks
Maybe this where the term "Ghost ride the whip" originated.
Bicycle Rush Hour
This is rush hour in Utrecht, Holland. Hopefully this is the future of all cities around world. Clean, healthy and safe transportation for the win. And look - no fixies! (Via The High Definite.)
Incident Referral Card
Dannie is clearly the funniest dude in his class.
Worlds Smallest Canon
Mini canon shoots and destroys objects by firing steel balls with great power and accuracy. Great to keep in your pocket just in case you happen to step into a warzone. (Via:Fark)
Kittens On a Slide
This will make your heart melt.
Kenny Strasser: The Garth Brooks of Yo-Yo
Self-proclaimed yo-yo champion Kenny Strasser has surfaced again. This time, he unveils his new trick called, "The Blue Flying Angel." With four yo-yos in each hand, Strasser attempts the "trick" but mangles it badly and falls to the ground. So if you see a man in suspenders and a yellow baseball cap, possibly being strangled by his own yo-yo, please — do not alert your local news station.
Toliet Camera Disclaimer
...And when they put the video up on YouTube, that's for research too.
Mobile Phone Rockstar
This E-nstrument proves that the three distinct mobile operating systems can, in fact, make beautiful music together. One part Steve Jobs. One part Neil Diamond. E-ngenious. [Via:thedailywh.at]
Facebook Ad Fail
It's almost like Facebook's ad-monitoring team just got really depressed and gave up.
Space Slug Oven Mitt
New from the Star Wars Shop. I wonder if you left this mitt alone in a dark room, would it asexually reproduce into a mitt for your other hand?
Food Beard
Food Beard is a Tumblog dedicated to what else, but celebrities with beards made of food.