How To Pose With Your Dead Turkey
Just in time for Thanksgiving. Want to know where your turkey meat comes from? This Thanksgiving when you sit down at the dinner table to feast on that delicious bird, just remember that these people were the ones who actually prepared it for you.
Trailer Park Disney
Looks like Goofy, Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse are tired of life as a Disney mascot and have moved to the trailer park. Let's see, Disney or Trailer Park? From my vantage point, I think the mascot thing is looking better and better.
Turkey Farm Humor
Turkeys have such a great sense of humor. Any stand-up comic would pray for an audience like this. Via
Giant Rat Terrorizes Alley Cats In Russia
That'll teach you, Cats. Russian rats are rodents you simply do not fuck with.
The Most Unusual Missing Pets
Here are some of the most unusual missing pet signs I could find. How does one even go about losing their pet crab?
Putting The Cat To Sleep
Poor Ann! I would hate to see the look on her face when she finds out the chinese buffet is actually a chinese buffet. Here is one person who may be celebrating a belated "unfriend" day.
The Secret Kitten
It's always a bummer when mom finds the secret kitten in your stash. I guess I'll have to find a better hiding place.
The Most Awkward Ventriloquist Photos
There’s just something really awkward about people posing with their dummies. So here’s a whole bunch of them!
The Most Colorful Cities In The World
Who wouldn’t want to live in one of the world’s most colorful cities? Here are just a few you can put on your wish list.
50 Disney Spoilers In 3 Minutes
In honor of the release of Disney’s 50th animated feature, Tangled, The Fine Brothers are ruining all of your favorite childhood Disney movies in chronological order. Forget about happily ever after. (Via)
The Best Crowd Reactions From Oprah's Favorite Things
The total cost of Oprah's Favorite Things this year was over $10,000 per person. This made for a lot of jumping up and down and flailing about...and at least one orgasm.
There's A Rabbit In This Picture
Actually, there’s a rabbit in all of these pictures. Can you find them?
Old People Playing Nintendo Wii
Apparently, old people really love Nintendo Wii. Just look at the joy on their faces! This is what Christmas magic is all about.
20 Of The Naughtiest Advertisements Ever
Naughty or Nice? Definitely not nice. These advertisements are always the ones to catch our eye. Sex sells! (Via)
Google Launches Interactive Book To Teach The Web
Google has launched, 20 Things I Learned About Browsers and the Web, a short book to teach the average person the basics of browsers and the web. Guess it's tantamount to a web for dummies kind of thing. Forget the excuses!
27 Miners Missing In New Zealand
27 miners are missing after a gas explosion in New Zealand’s largest coal mine. Five miners made it to the surface but rescue efforts are delayed because of danger from gas. Talk about Déjà vu.
Professional Athletes That Have Cheated On Their Wives
It’s official. Eva Longoria has filed for divorce from Tony Parker citing that he had an extramarital affair with one of his teammate’s wives. Seems like this is all too common in the world of sports’ relationships. Here are some other professional ballers who couldn’t resist the temptation.
Myspace And Facebook Plan Joint Announcement At Noon
According to an invite sent to Mashable, Myspace and Facebook will be making a joint announcement today at noon. Can't imagine what it could be. With changes coming at a warp speed, imagine the social media in ten years. We might be looking at a social network for extra-terrestrials.
Bristol Palin's Number One Unfan
Steven Cowan shot up his television set and then turned the gun on his wife after becoming infuriated while watching Bristol Palin on Dancing With The Stars. If just watching Bristol gets him this mad can you imagine what he would do after a full sitting of Sarah Palin's Alaska. We might have a massacre on our hands.
Facebook Friends That Must Go
Do I really care that you just got out of the shower? Or that breakfast was cornflakes and bananas? Even though fried eggs would be a little more interesting, I really don’t care about your breakfast cuisine, nor do I care that you walked the dog a half hour earlier. Unfortunately, these statuses haven’t even touched the tip of the iceberg. In honor of National Unfriend Day, here are some stereotypical Facebook friends who really need to get the ax.(Via)