Woman Drags Naked Intruder By His Beard, Pummels Him With Tape Measure
A Kansas City, Missouri man faces burglary and assault charges after he broke into a neighbor's home and stood over her naked as she slept, prosecutors say. The woman retaliated by dragging him out the door by his beard and beating him with a tape measure.
Amtrak Train Hits Two Cars in Two Hours
An Amtrak train in Missouri sliced a truck in half on Thursday morning. Then it hit another car two hours later for good measure.
Weather Man On-Air Chair Fail
A Kansas City weatherman fails to master the mechanics of a wheeled office chair on the air...and then throws a minor hissy fit afterwards.
Puppies Involved In High Speed Chase
Two puppies found themselves in the middle of a high-speed chase in south Kansas City. Speeds reached 100mph, but the puppies slept through the whole thing.
Half Court Prank Fail
In an attempt to recreate College Humor's Half Court Million Dollar Shot prank, Joel Branstorm's students told him he'd win NCAA tickets if he made a half-court shot blindfolded.
Not Loving It: Woman Throws Water Bucket, Breaks Registers Over McDonald's Order
A Kansas City woman didn't like how her McDonald's sandwich was made, so she threw a bucket of water, a floor sign and three registers over the counter. Of course, it was all caught on surveillance video.
Shelter Puts Thirty Pound Cat On A Diet
A 30 pound stray waddled into the hearts of workers at a Kansas City animal shelter. Now Kenya is on a diet and exercise regimen, because she's "pretty obese"
Man Dumps Bucket Of Blood On Himself
A Kansas man dumped a bucket of blood on himself in protest of the county's plan to kill deer with police sharpshooters.
Video: Today in History - Satchel Paige's Last MLB Game
On September 25, 1965 Satchel Paige pitched his last MLB game as a member of the Kansas City A's for four innings against the Boston Red Sox.