Creepy Incest Stock Photo
Yeah, like you've never made out with your son! Seriously though, why is this a stock photo? (via Reddit)
Did CNN's Roland S. Martin Advocate Violence Against Gay Men?
CNN commentator Roland S. Martin raised eyebrows on Sunday when he seemingly advocated violence against gay men in a series of tweets. Martin has since denied that the tweets were homophobic, but a quick look back on his Twitter timeline reveals a history of questionable statements.
Windmill Foot
How'd he do that?! Here's video (and an animated GIF) of a background dancer, whose unnatural foot/leg movements during Madonna's halftime performance at Super Bowl XLVI stole the show.
25 GIFs Of Madonna's Super Bowl 2012 Halftime Show
M.I.A. flipping off the camera wasn't the only GIF-able moment of Madonna's Super Bowl XLVI halftime performance. Here are 24 more of them, presented chronologically.
M.I.A. Flips Off Camera During Madonna's Super Bowl 2012 Halftime Show
M.I.A. don't give a shit. But she did give a middle finger to the camera while performing "Give Me All Your Luvin'" alongside Nicki Minaj and Madonna during Madge's Super Bowl XLVI halftime show.
Super Bowl 2012 Commercials: Watch Every Single TV Ad Here
Everybody knows the best thing about the Super Bowl is the commercials. So if you care less about the New England Patriots-New York Giants rematch than you do the commercials that accompany it, look no further--here are all of the Super Bowl XLVI television ads, uploaded in real time as they air.
Little Toilet Hair
Is from Spain. Who knew!
Lana Del Rey Makes Up For "SNL" Disaster With Pitch-Perfect Letterman Performance
She may not be a fan of Saturday night, but it seems that Thursday's alright, alright, alright. Nearly two weeks after a disastrous turn on "SNL," Lana Del Rey came back with a vengeance on tonight's "Late Show" with a crowd-pleasing string-heavy rendition of "Video Games," earning the (heavily) expressed approval of David Letterman and Paul Schaffer in the process.
25 GIFs Of "Honey Boo-Boo Child" Alana On "Dr. Drew's Lifechangers"
"I'm about to go ghetto on you, giiiirl!" Six-year-old Mountain Dew and Red Bull-addicted beauty queen Alana, daughter of "Coupon Queen" June and nicknamed "Honey Boo-Boo Child" by America after her infamous "Toddlers & Tiaras" episode, was featured on "Dr. Drew's Lifechangers" today. And boy oh boy was it life-changing!
The 12 Most Ridiculous Parts Of Gwyneth Paltrow's Latest GOOP Newsletter
Did you know? Total lack of self-awareness! Gwyneth Paltrow's weekly email newsletter, GOOP, is comprised of lifestyle tips from Paltrow that the everyday woman can relate to. Except that it's not. Ever. Literally not once ever.
The Best Rejection Letter Rejection Letter Ever
Real or fake, Chris L. Jensen has some balls. And there's nothing you can do about it. (via Reddit)
Why You Shouldn't Mess With An Elephant
Reason one: See video. Reason two: See reason one. (via The Daily What)
Watch Howard Stern And David Letterman Trash Jay Leno
Late-night wars come and go, but grudges last forever. Renowned Jay Leno-hater Howard Stern joined David Letterman on tonight's "Late Show" to congratulate Letterman on his 30 years in late-night TV. And since Letterman hates Leno just as much as Stern does, what better way to celebrate than by spending five minutes talking smack about him!
America Summed Up In One Image
Spoiler: There's quite a bit of Maury.
Mona Lisa Had A Twin Sister
A painting owned by Spain's Prado Museum, long thought only to be a copy of Leonardo da Vinci's "Mona Lisa," was actually painted by an apprentice of the master alongside da Vinci himself as he created the original. This according to museum officials, who announced the exciting news on Wednesday. (via Fark)
"Street Name" Just Got A Whole New Meaning
I see what you did there, Terrance. Also, I can't wait to do this on the next form I fill out. (via Reddit)
Sarah Palin: Personal Attacks Don't Faze Me
But then why is your face so orange? On tonight's "O'Reilly Factor," former Alaska Governorâ„¢ Sarah Palin explained how she's affected by the negative attacks leveled against her by... claiming she's not affected by them? Huh.
Abby Lee Miller Fights The New Girl (And Her Mother) On "Dance Moms"
"She shouldn't belittle others--that's my job." So said coach Abby Lee Miller on tonight's "Dance Moms" after the new girl, Peyton (and her insufferable mother), said she did a better job than her teammates at a group dance competition. So when they lost, Miller went for the jugular.
Rihanna's Message To Satan
Noted.
Come Watch This Dog Watch Some Table Tennis
Man's Best... Metronome? Meet Tessie, a young red fox labrador with an affinity for table tennis, and the star of the cutest animal video you'll see today.