The Best Sidewalk Sign You'll See All Week
Is there a special on the go-go juice, too? Rich Juzwiak spotted this outside Sel de Mer, a seafood restaurant in Brooklyn. Oysters for a dollar?! Even the Coupon Queeeen would approve. (Context)
Car Gets Blocked By Sheep Cyclone
Ewe shall not pass! (via The Daily What)
Reese Witherspoon Throws Shade At Justin Bieber
This made me love her all over again. When asked by MTV News how she felt about reports that Justin Bieber wants to remake her movie, "Fear," Reese Witherspoon responded in the best way possible. (via Dlisted)
15 Pictures Of People On Skis Being Pulled By Horses At The World Skijoring Championships
Because it's not every day you see a man riding a horse named Cocaine pulling another man on skis with a rope over a jump. This, ladies and gentlemen, is Skijoring.
Stephen Colbert Steals Back Super PAC From Jon Stewart After Epic Foot Chase
This was brilliant. Stephen Colbert surprised Jon Stewart at the end of tonight's "Daily Show" to demand back the Super PAC he gave Stewart control over while mulling a fake presidential bid. Stewart's refusal to honor Colbert's request led to an epic foot chase, culminating in... you know what? Just watch.
Adrienne Maloof Vs. Lisa Vanderpump On "Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills" Reunion
Mee-wow! Tonight, Bravo aired the first of its three-part "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion special. The hour's most notable moment came during a heated confrontation between Adrienne Maloof and Lisa Vanderpump, during which Maloof accused a defiant Vanderpump of selling stories to tabloids like Radar Online. Here's what you missed.
The World Of Corporate Logos As Seen By A Five-Year-Old
How many of the world's most famous brand logos can you identify? It's probably more than designer Adam Ladd's five-year-old daughter gets right in this video, but I'm willing to bet her descriptions are WAY cuter. (via The Daily What)
Lady On "Jeopardy!" Thinks Amy Winehouse Is "Rolling In The Deep"
Oh, come ON, Kate! It's bad enough that you can't tell Adele apart from Amy Winehouse, but your juxtaposition of Winehouse (who is dead) with "Rolling in the Deep" (the Adele song whose title coincidentally sounds like something a dead person would be doing) on tonight's "Jeopardy!" made things all the more awkward.
Watch Anderson Cooper Pretend Not To Know What Grindr Is
"Is that just for hookin' up?" On his daytime talk show today, Anderson Cooper had on an "expert" to discuss "hot new trends for 2012," including "location-based apps" for "relationships," which he knows "nothing" about. Suuuure.
Steve Buscemi + Ryan Gosling = Macaulay Culkin
This is uncanny. What would the love child of Steve Buscemi and Ryan Gosling look like? The answer, according to Redditor zaymo, is Macaulay Culkin. Here's a side-by-side comparison image I made to illustrate the point.
Massive Florida Highway Pileup Looks Like A Real-Life Disaster Film
These images are stunning. Authorities are still trying to figure out the cause of a massive pileup on Florida's Interstate 75 highway early Sunday that left at least 10 people dead and 18 more injured. These photos of the post-crash carnage--which look like they're straight out of a disaster movie--put the enormity of the tragedy into perspective. (h/t Fark)
10 GIFs Of Renee Graziano (Plus Five Of Big Ang) From Tonight's "Mob Wives"
They emote so you don't have to. Even though breakout star Angela "Big Ang" Raiola was nowhere to be found on Sunday's new episode of VH1's "Mob Wives," Renee Graziano provided enough material for the 10 animated GIFs below. But wait, there's more!
The Muppets Vs. Fox News
Shots fired! At a recent press conference in London, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy were asked about recent claims by Fox Business anchor Eric Bolling that "The Muppets" pushes a liberal agenda meant to brainwash children. Here's their response. (via The Daily What)
Watch Kim Kardashian Decide To Divorce Kris Humphries On "Kourtney & Kim Take New York"
"I wasted everyone's time. I wasted everyone's money. I wasted everyone's everything." Yep, pretty much. Here's my (under!) four-minute video recap of tonight's "Kourtney & Kim Take New York" season finale, wherein Kim Kardashian put the final nail in the coffin containing her now-defunct 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries.
Nine GIFs Of Octavia Spencer At The SAG Awards
At tonight's Screen Actors Guild Awards, Octavia Spencer won Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role for her turn as Minny Jackson in "The Help." As you'll see in these animated GIFs of Spencer's shining moment, she was very expressive.
Giuliana Rancic's Lackluster Red Carpet Stalling Tactics
Oh, honey. No. Is it just me, or does this clip of Giuliana Rancic attempting to fill time during E!'s "Live from the Red Carpet" pre-SAG Awards special closely resemble Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Total Recall" DVD commentary?
These Are Not Planets
Can you guess of what these photos are? I couldn't. Check them out and then see below for the answer.
What Was Dripping Down Christina Aguilera's Legs At Etta James' Funeral?
I, uh, yeah... no. Christina Aguilera, she who forgets the lyrics to the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, was invited to sing "At Last" today at Etta James' funeral service. She did a decent jo--OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS TRICKLING DOWN HER LEGS?! (via Dlisted)
Here's Jon Stewart Moshing At A Dead Kennedys Show In The '80s
Why So Serious? Long before he hosted "The Daily Show" and changed his last name to Stewart, Jon Leibowitz attended the College of William and Mary in Williamsburg, Virginia. And judging by this newly unearthed photo--purportedly of Stewart at a 1982 Dead Kennedys concert in nearby Richmond--he wasn't afraid to join a mosh pit. (via Gawker)
Great Stools Or Greatest Stools?
When you see it...