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20 People Who Seriously Think "Twilight" Should Have Been Nominated For An Oscar
Don't underestimate the irrational rage of a Twitard. But do laugh at it!
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"His Schlong" Was All Over "Family Feud" Tonight
What might an airplane pilot be holding on a long flight? If you answered "his schlong," then congratulations, you would've done well on "Family Feud" Monday night. (via Deadspin)
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The Creepiest Beauty Salon Commercial Ever
I need an adult. Preferably one not named Ty Barnes. (via The Daily What)
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"Friends" Vs. "How I Met Your Mother"
They're basically the same show! Here's how Redditor badmanpuntedbaxter explained the similarities.
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The Saddest Piece Of Nickelback Memorabilia Ever
Look at this photograph. Every time I do, it makes me laugh at this person for PAINTING A NICKELBACK MURAL on the hood of his/her car. Also: How did the grill get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head?
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A Friendly Reminder That Not Every Black Actress Was In "The Help"
"So, I will tell Octavia that you loved her in 'The Help!'" Sunday night's "Watch What Happens Live" saw Andy Cohen sharing the Bravo Clubhouse with "The View" co-host Sherri Shepherd and "Community" star Yvette Nicole Brown, neither of whom appeared in "The Help." But try telling that to Ashley from Milwaukee!
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Guy Bobs For Lemons While His Neighbors Get It On
"The key is to corner them, but this is a circle." So goes this "Lemon Party" edition of Ryan's "Thin Wall Challenge," in which he must bob for 10 lemons before his neighbors finish doin' the nasty, or else force-feed himself a spoonful of wasabi as punishment. I'm not sure why this is so fascinating, but I do know that THE LEMON WATER DID NOTHING!
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Heidi Klum And Seal Confirm Separation
Love is (officially) dead. After TMZ reported on Saturday morning that Heidi Klum would soon file for divorce from her husband of nearly seven years, Seal, fans and well-wishers hoped it was just a rumor. But in a statement to PEOPLE Magazine late Sunday night, the couple confirmed they had "decided to separate."
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Watch Kim Kardashian Konfess To Her Sister That She Wants A Divorce
"I don't want to be married anymore." On tonight's "Kourtney & Kim Take New York," the girls were helped by phony psychic John Edward to kommunicate with their late father. But it was Edwards' divorce-related statements that stuck with Kim long after he left, kausing her to make a tearful konfession to Kourtney that her marriage to Kris Humphries was as done as Humphries is dumb.
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The Best 90 Seconds Of Big Ang On Tonight's "Mob Wives" (Plus Six GIFs)
"I'm very disgusted." Angela "Big Ang" Raiola, the breakout star of VH1's "Mob Wives," is quickly becoming the only reason to watch the show. So with that in mind, here's a 90-second out-of-context supercut of Sunday night's new episode featuring nothing but Big Ang. Bonus: Six animated GIFs from the episode!
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Steven Tyler Butchers The National Anthem At AFC Championship Game
Who let grandma get drunk and start singing again? Steven Tyler, of Aerosmith, "American Idol" and the art-imitating-life piece, "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)," sang the National Anthem at today's AFC Championship game. And by "sang," I mean "took an aural shit on," because YIKES. (via Gawker)
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Wolf Blitzer Corrects Piers Morgan For Saying John King "Attacked" Newt Gingrich At Debate
Here's something you don't see every day. Following his interview with Newt Gingrich's daughters on CNN tonight, Piers Morgan was corrected by Wolf Blitzer for suggesting during it that John King's debate-opening question to Gingrich on Thursday about his ex-wife's "open marriage" claims constituted an attack against Gingrich.
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Dr. Drew's Dollar Makes "Toddlers & Tiaras" Star Alana Holler, Honey Boo-Boo
Praise Alana! Remember soda-addicted six-year-old beauty queen Alana--and her obese mother, June--from "Toddlers & Tiaras"? Those other talk shows must've been crazy if they thought they were gonna book her, honey boo-boo child! Because on February 2nd, Alana and her "Coupon Queen" mom will be on "Dr. Drew's Lifechangers."
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Nicki Minaj Is A "Stupid Hoe"
"I am the female Weezy." So says Nicki Minaj at the end of her already-controversial new (and ~explicit~) music video for "Stupid Hoe," which centers around the education-related difficulties of a learning-disabled garden tool (except not). It's likely already stuck in your head--whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, I'll leave it up to you to decide.
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Florida Woman Uses Knife To Steal Hair Weave
Will shank for weave! Because when Melissa Bujeda needs a hair weave, she's gonna get herself a damn hair weave. Also: Florida.
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This Animatronic Baby Will Haunt Your Dreams
KILL IT WITH FIRE! Or just disconnect its power source. You know, whatever.
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Beavis And Butthead In Real Life
This is what nightmares are made of, people! Special makeup effets artist Kevin Kirkpatrick made these prosthetic models of Beavis and Butt-Head to show what the cartoon legends would look like in real life. The answer: Terrifying! (via Reddit)
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Report: O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian's Real Father
I know, right? The National Enquirer reports in its upcoming issue that the biological father of Khloe Kardashian is none other than double murderer-cum-armed robber/kidnapper O.J. Simpson. Is it true? I have no idea--but before you dismiss the Enquirer, remember that it's been right about a lot of things lately.
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Killjoy Seattle Reporter Confronted By Sledder On Live TV
"Thanks so much for ruining the fun. Total, complete killjoy!" Yep, that about sums it up. (via Reddit)
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The FBed Lets You Use Facebook Even When You're Sleeping
Like mah status if you like mah snoring! Here's Croation designer Tomislav Zvonarić's concept for the Facebook-integrated FBed, which will allow you to "always to be up to date and close to your online friends even when you sleep." Discuss. (via The Daily What)
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