Sam Kujawski
BuzzFeed Christmas Party Advertisement
I thought I'd share this. UStream miraculously made the connection between Scott Lamb's last name and dog food, to supply us with an advertisement that we can relate to. Gotta love American marketing.
Sam Kujawski
A Man With A Porpoise
I salute you, Man-Porpoise. I don't know how you hold a weapon without thumbs, though. Meh, I won't poke holes.
Sam Kujawski
If The Internet Named TV Shows
Spare me your clever titles, television. Get to the meat of the matter. Oh! Thanks, internet. [Via College Humor]
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REO Speedwagon's Video Game
REO Speedwagon, everyone's favorite rock band, teamed up with Curious Sense to create an online video game to promote their new album, Not So Silent Night - Christmas With REO Speedwagon. They insist that it's a 21st-century Kiss pinball machine.
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Small Child Covers "I'm Yours"
I think this kid was slapped in the face with the adorable hand. His pronunciation of "s" could use some work though. Where's the pronunciation hand when you need it?
Sam Kujawski
The Golden Cart
Prepare yourself for the ultimate shopping experience. Extravagant is certainly an understatement... to say the least. [Via]
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Eight Sexy Nights
Well spin my dreidel and kosher-ize my Matzo! This Jewish diva can sure light my Menorah. [Insert Jewish sex pun here.] Those eight arms are there for a reason.
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25 Awesome Joseph Ducreux Memes
Joseph Ducreux's pimp-ass self-portrait 216 years later... [Via Holy Taco]
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Hello Kitty Airlines
Taiwan's EVA Airways paid tribute to the Hello Kitty brand by designing two aircraft based on it. Sorry Americans, they don't do international flights. I checked. [Via Airline Post]
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Tourettes Guy Soundboard
I just noticed that this was never posted on BuzzFeed. The possibilities are endless, and the ensuing laughs...well, there are a lot of them.
Sam Kujawski
CGI Concept of the Library of the Future
I guess libraries will be cool again in the future.
Sam Kujawski
A Datin' Man's Guide to IPhone Usage
A flow chart detailing when it is appropriate and when it is not appropriate to use your smart phone around the opposite sex. I wonder if she'll get mad at me for pulling out this flow chart to see if it's okay for me to pull out my iPhone?
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Google, Pterodactyl Rape
What I was actually going to say was, "I really hope you don't get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight." Google, you're so presumptuous.
Sam Kujawski
Kathy Lee's Hip Hop Christmas
Between the mouse-whore and Kathy Lee rubbing a giant bear's dimples, this video frightens me. I think that's a worm, too? Whatever. Suck on this, BuzzFeed.
Sam Kujawski
Nonchalant Fox Rides The Escalator
Watch out Lolcat! Lolfox is out to steal your thunder. This little guy was found walking up an escalator in an Underground station the other night, as if it was the most natural thing in the world.
Sam Kujawski
Soviet Darth Vader
In retrospect, I don't think Soviet propaganda did as much to discredit the West as they had originally hoped. Dart Vader with fangs and laser pointers for hair makes American film seem all the more badass.
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Incredible Face Paint
This guy knows his way around a tube of face paint. I chose fifteen to share out of the 365 that artist James Kuhn has posted here.
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Van Goghgurt
This confuses me to no end. Is this a commercial for fictional yogurt or for the arts? Why did no one tell me that Van Gogh made animatronic paintings? Oh well, I'll just go eat some Raisin Brahms.
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Poor-O-Vision
Money is a bit tight when you're a college student or post-grad. This changes your perspective... [Via College Humor]
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Magical Boobs
Horns, rainbow emitters, propulsion devices. If only...
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