Sam Kujawski
Jesus Is My Coach
It's almost Jesus's birthday! You know what that means? Everybody's favorite statues of Jesus playing sports with your children. Sweet, sweet children... [Via Catholic Website #1 and Catholic Website #2]
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Can I Have A Mistress, Too?
With all these Tiger Woods sex scandals popping up, I have become more confident in my ability to woo multiple women at the same time. At least, this chart says so. [Via Holy Taco]
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Sideways City
My neck hurts. My mind needs to correct this photo, so I have to turn my head sideways to look at it. Ow. [Via Urlesque]
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Thank God For Christina Aguilera
It's inspiring to see that Christina's career is picking up again. Well, perhaps that is an understatement. My favorite line - "So yeah, I'm out to save the world...from cable."
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Straight Outta Thundera
Snarf, snarf! Do you wanna do this the hard way or do you wanna do this the easy way? Snarf. [Via Tumblr]
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Graph of the United States 2010 Budget
This is a graphical representation of the U.S. budget. Very cool format, but also very disturbing. The Department of Defense is a money whore, and the Department of Education can suck it.
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PETA Ad Slideshow [Only Sorta SFW]
Fox finally did something right. This is a 21-image slideshow archiving PETA's racy publicity campaign. My only complaint - Steve-O's ass. Slide twenty.
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Ice Creamy Goodness
Don't get me wrong, I love ice cream. And my grandma is awesome. But the two put together freak me out. You've been warned.
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Jesus... Always Interferin' With Our Judicial System
The First Amendment be damned! The wall separating church and state crumbled slightly as a woman was asked to resign from jury duty in Birmingham, Alabama. Her name - Jesus Christ (formerly Dorothy Lola Killingworth). Jesus was thrown out because she was "disruptive and kept asking questions." Crisis adverted.
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Mini Pig Plays The Keyboard
I have come to realize that there is a very fine line between cute and really-really-annoying. For example, this pig is adorable. But as much as I love this little fella', he is terrible at playing the keyboard. To be honest, I think he just got into it for the chicks...
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Synchronized Robot Dancing
You just know that Christmas is right around the corner when the robots take to the dance floor. The holiday spirit emanating from their moves is almost overwhelming. Oh wait, there it goes. I'm overwhelmed.
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Birdwatchers Get The Bird
Starlings, when traveling in these massive flocks of hundreds of birds, constantly change the formation's shape in order to outwit predators. In this situation, the predators were birdwatchers. In this situation, the birdwatchers were flipped the bird by the birds.
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Cadet Van Winkle
During President Obama's address tonight at West Point, MSNBC cameras caught a cadet sleeping. While his commander-in-chief spoke of deploying 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan, this guy was snoring in the crowd. Needless to say, he may be marching tours by the end of the night. This is the only video of the speech that I could find online currently. Fast forward to exactly 26:00 to see our cadet friend sawing logs. --- EDIT: Found a youtube video of another cadet nodding off, found here.
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Hey, I See America!
You get a good feeling inside when you know that you kick ass. I guess America kicks ass too. At least...food items think America kicks ass. Mmmm, Americasteak.
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Petitioning Through The Power Of Song
Dan Bull, a British musician, strongly opposes the Digital Economy Bill, which was proposed in the UK to regulate file-sharing, etc. So, he decided to protest the best way he knew how - song. In this video, he writes a lyrical letter of protest to Peter Mandelson, a strong supporter of the act.
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Condom Claus Is Coming To Town
Apparently this guy was created in protest of the spread of HIV and AIDS in Thailand. I have to say, though, that I am pretty sure that communal condoms will not prevent the spread of sexually-transmitted disease. In fact, I think a giant condom man might promote sex.
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Cheeseburger On a Trampoline
This cheeseburger is thoroughly enjoying himself. His time on the trampoline is so sensational that his seeds are falling off. Wait...um...Sesame-tional.
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Expressionist Renderings of Classic Arcade Games
Here are some of the classics viewed from an expressionist's point of view. Possibly a side-effect of LSD, as well? [Ed Note: These were painted by artist/illustrator Brock Davis, also responsible for this very sexy coke can.]
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Alex Reads Twilight (Full of Twilight-Bashing Satire!)
This is amazing, plain and simple. This guy is like Spark Notes on 'roids.
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Disheartening Blimpie Spelling Fail
Until tonight, I have held a marginal amount of respect for people I don't know. They could be intelligent, they could be nice, they could be funny. But, reality bitch-slapped me this evening as I ordered my sandwich from Blimpie.
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