Here's how to reassure your parents that yes, you *are* a functioning adult, thank you very much.
People should really get used to seeing you in these jeans.
Never underestimate the transformative powers of a good rug, or shower curtain, or piece of wall art, or...
Spend a little, get a lot.
Because no one has time to wait a million years for their hair to dry.
You may not *think* you need a dinosaur table lamp... but you do. You really, really do.
Don't call these impulse buys. They're *investments*.
From one rapidly aging adult to another, here's what to put in your cart now in order to make your life easier later.
It's the deja vu of shopping.
Click add to cart now; save yourself a whole lot of trouble later.
Would you look at that, you're on time for work.
A little scrub here, a quick swap there, and voila. An instantly refreshed home.
Good news: You don't have to turn into a human swamp or living bug buffet this summer if you don't want to.
Make this summer a summer of no regrets. Not like last year. We don't talk about last year, no, no, no.
Warning: Disgusting yet truly satisfying before and after photos ahead.
You-from-last-summer will be *so* envious of you-from-this-summer when they see what you've got in your cart right now.
These gifts to yourself might be an investment, but they also keep giving... and giving... and giving... and...
You'll stay cool as a cucumber in more ways than one with these summer wardrobe essentials on hand.
It's not a splurge. It's an *investment.* Y'know. For the future.
It's time you learned to clear your own drains and make a decent cup of coffee.