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Savage to Cain: Blow Me. Literally

How far is Herman Cain is willing to go in order to prove gay is a choice? As Dan Savage’s the sex columnist and author put it in his blog "Herman, show us how a man can choose to be gay. Suck my dick, Herman. Name the time and the place and I’ll bring my dick and a camera crew and you can suck me off and win the argument. Very sincerely yours, Dan Savage

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Texting and Driving A Big Deal. The Rap Song

Rappers can do it better. Sitting in my car in the driver’s seat when, all of a sudden I hear a beep, I go and take a look at who msged me, when all of a sudden a hand surprises me, My friend said no texting behind the wheel, It’s not safe, it’s a big deal, I look at him thinking he is wrong, then he bursts into this silly Rap song, Texting while driving is a crime, believe me you will get a bigolefine, You don’t pay attention and you drive too fast, you may even cause a traffic crash, Is that something you really wanna do, just to hear all the latest gossip and new,s NO WAY, I put my phone away, my hands on the wheel, cause texting and driving is a big deal. By Barney Ghaly, Halifax West High School

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Renaissance Nerd Punishes Teenage Daughter With Vicious Armored Sword Beatdown

38 year old Freemon Everett was angry with his daughter for going out of town to what he described to police as a “crack-house.” When Everett found out about his daughter’s little adventure he did what any good father would do–he told her to suit up into some medieval armor and fight him in their backyard. He got a little carried away, however. From 2am-4am an epic battle took place.

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