The 12 Worst Things About Being A Museum Caveman
Ooogh.
There Were O.J. Simpson Murder Trial Pogs
Guys, not funny. People died.
Top Porn Search Terms From Each Country
Porn search engine PornMD has released its search data by country, revealing some surprising local tastes.
Doxxed: The Truth Behind Piggy Poop Balls
A photo of a pig with an unfortunate bathroom accident became a viral sensation. We go behind the poop.
18 Ways To Tell If You Were A '90s Ghost
Only true '90s ghosts will get this.
This Man Is Not A Burrito
Chip Clark is squatting the Twitter account @Chipotle. Here's a glimpse into a life hounded by complaints about bad burrito bowls.
Horror Stories Of Snapchat
Snapchat has made its way into the hallowed pantheon of internet lit known as creepypasta. Here are reviews of spine-tingling tales about the photo messaging service.
A GIF Tribute To The Late Paul Bearer
'90s wrestling icon Paul Bearer passed away Tuesday at age 58.
Here Is The Butt Of Sloth From "The Goonies"
John Matuszak, a former NFL defensive lineman, did a racy Playgirl spread in 1982. Turns out Sloth was really a hot bear. [NSFW for male butts]
Aaron Carter Reveals His Horny Level
The internet demanded to know just how horny he could get. We found out.
Is This A Portland Strip Club Or Portland Coffee Shop?
Two things Portland is known for having in spades: nudie bars and hipster cafes. Can you identify which is which based on the name?
Kids Teach Michelle Obama Some New Dance Moves
The FLOTUS was on Dr. Oz getting down with some kids.
Quiz: How Well Do You Know Your Daves?
These are the Daves of our lives.
This Couple Had An Actual Shrek-Themed Wedding
Are you a fan of the Shrek movies? Not as much as these people.
Punk Singer Gets A Brain Tapeworm From A Vegetarian Burrito
Never eat anything ever again. Seriously.
22 Pretty Girls With Ugly Gifs
Taking Pretty Girls Ugly Faces to its logical gif conclusion.
Ode To The Adidas Shower Sandal
A poem dedicated to the thin line between shower scum and humanity.
How To Erase Your Horrible Evil Saved Searches From Facebook
Facebook stores all your searches for people in your Activity Log.
The Only 9 Things In 2013 You'll Want On Your Body
The greatest fashion label in the world, The Mountain (the guys who make the 3 Wolf Moon shirt), just released their 2013 collection preview. And it's wonderful.
The "Catfish" Guy Is Catfishing His Own Hairy Chest
Nev from Catfish is now selling t-shirts with a print of his own chest hair.