What If Santa Drove A 1998 Ford Focus?
What if everything we know about Santa was wrong? What if he was just a guy Dave Penderson?
Worst Tweeters Of 2012
Believe it or not, there's a fair amount of people who still use Twitter by SMS. Which is fine, except that sometimes they don't realize what's going on when they get incoming texts.
The Internet and Iron Man Make A Kid's Christmas Wish Come True
When someone asked Reddit for help making an Iron Man fan with down syndrome's Christmas wish come true, a guy with a suit stepped up.
24 Things Way Worse Than The World Ending
The end of times on Dec. 21, 2012, isn't the worst-case scenario. It could be way worse.
Thousands Will Tragically Die As Virgins When The World Ends
The Mayan Apocalypse of 12/21/12 is coming just a little too soon for some.
Nice Guys On Okcupid Are The Worst
A new Tumblr called Nice Guys of OKCupid is doing the much needed work of pointing out the fallacy of the "nice guy".
Baby-Snatching Eagle Is Part Of A Long Tradition Of Cryptozoological Bird Mayhem
Is the viral video of an eagle snatching a baby a hoax? Or is it proof of the existence of a giant species of eagle undocumented since the 1800s?
32 WTF Gifts For Sports Fans
There's no logical end to the amount of really really weird sports team merchandise out there. Luckily, almost all of these items are available in any team.
Meet The Gross Spider Species Named After Dave Mustaine
The scientist who discovered a new tartantula species is apparently a huge Megadeth fan, because he named it after Dave.
Who Tweeted It: Cher Or Chuck Grassley?
Take this fun quiz to see how well you know the two greatest masters of Twitter of all time.
Gun Shops See Big Sales Weekend After Shooting
Long lines and brisk retail. Store owners chalk it up to holiday shopping.
The Duck Faces Of SantaCon
SantaCon, a yearly barcrawl of people dressed in Santa costumes, happens today. And it's the worst.
Twitter Bots Are Becoming More Like Us. One Problem: We're Horrible
The bios on Twitter bot followers have gotten smarter. And by smarter, I mean more they look more like actual real annoying people you hate.
Cam'ron's Secret Rhyme Book Discovered
I know, I didn't believe it was real at first, either. And yet, it definitely is.
The 50 Worst Things On The Internet In 2012
We spent 2012 scouring the Internet for the worst possible things. This is it. Serious NSFW warning.
Grumpiest Tattoo Ever
Grumpy Cat says, "you know that's permanent, right?"
29 Guilty Faces Of Cats In Christmas Trees
For cats, putting a tree in your living room is like setting out a plate of heroin in front of an addict. They simply can't help but climb that sucker.
A Very Brony Hannukah
May the Festival of Lights illuminate your clopping.
Heartbreaking Photos Of The Lead Poisoning Outbreak In Nigeria
Gold mining in Nigeria has created a devastating byproduct of lead dust, responsible for hundreds of children's deaths.
Instagrams Of The Netherlands' "Black Pete" Christmas Tradition
The Netherlands's holiday celebrations include dressing up as Zwarte Piet, St. Nick's servant.