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The Superhero Who Will Save Giant Sodas For Us All
So NYC Mayor Bloomberg wants to ban sugary sodas over 16oz? Better call in - dun dun da DA - Pepsiman! Actually.. wait... WTF is this?
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It's Take Your Kid To Hooters Day
So your parents brought you to Hooters for the fine family dining. You've got 3 options for how to react:
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29 Reasons Socks & Buddy Were The Best Presidential Pets
Sorry, Bo. This cat and dog duo had the cute game on lock.
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Goth Day At Disneyland
Disneyland in California unofficially hosts an annual "Bats Day in the Fun Park," where hundreds of goths descend on the park. Judging from this year, it looks like a lot of Goths in Hot Weather. [Update: We've edited this post to direct your attention to the original source, which is Vice.com. Go there now!]
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Kickstarter To Find Bigfoot
If the government knew it was only going to cost $5,000 to find Sasquatch, wouldn't they have done it years ago? I smell conspiracy.
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19 Hamsters Doing People Things
Because anthropomorphizing is next to godliness.
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39 Ridiculously Expensive Weird Items On Etsy
I think some of these Etsy sellers might be overestimating the actual market value of their work.
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This Is Why You Don't Cross A Mama Falcon
Researchers needed to band and test peregrine falcon chicks living in a tower on the University of Toledo. Mama Falcon is not too happy with this.
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A Guide To The Latest Internet Acronyms: YOLO Vs. FOMO
Just when you figured out what LMFAO stands for, you've been seeing some acronyms being used online you don't recognize. Here's what they mean (hint: you're old).
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The Guy Fieri Witch Project
The scariest thing I've ever seen.
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Are You Sure That's A Baby In There?
These ultrasounds sure look like something other than a human baby.
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Hello, My Future Wife
Thank you for responding to my online dating ad. Allow me to give you a tour of the home that we can share together.
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Gavin Rossdale's Wide Range Of Emotions
Gavin Rossdale is an enigma. Thankfully, his Twitter is full of lots of self-pics so we can fully examine his range of emotions.
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Cute Or Crazy: Doggie Nail Art
Why shouldn't a pooch experience the joy of a freshly manicured paw? Do you want your pup to look like some unkept ragamuffin?
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Behold: The Two Horsemen Of The Apocalypse
Criss Angel and Carrot Top. Carrot Top and Criss Angel. Carrot Angel Criss Top Angel Carrot Top Criss aaaggghhhh miiindfreeeak
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The Greatest Musical Artist Of Our Time
If you aren't thoroughly entertained by his unique covers of popular songs, you are probably deaf, blind, and a terrible human being.
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Most Pressing 1st World Problem Solved: Ketchup Pouring
A crack team at M.I.T. solved the most important technological problem in existence: getting ketchup out of the bottle. A safe coating called "LiquiGlideon the glass makes the ketchup slip right out. Now, if only we can stop people from saying "catsup".
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Lolo Jones Is The Olympian Version Of Liz Lemon
Lolo Jones, a 29-year-old U.S. Olympic hurdler, recently tweeted that she's a virgin, and is waiting to find the right guy for marriage. On Twitter she's funny, smart, loves junk food, watches bad reality shows, and is totally self-effacing about her single status.
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5 Animals Who Were The Last Of Their Species
There's plenty of species that have become extinct in the last century. Here are 5 species where the last survivor (called an "endling") was given a human name by scientists and zookeepers who attempted to care for them.
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And Here's Guy With A Handlebar Moustache Singing About My Little Pony
A soulful tune by the self-described manliest "brony" (adult man who likes the animated series My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic) in the world. This is a song from the show originally sung by the pony character Rarity.
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