I Joined Mastodon And All It Took Was My Sanity And Self-Esteem
I tooted, but I didn’t like it.
Here’s All The Latest On The Drama At Twitter
We’ll keep updating this post until the chaos ends, one way or another.
Heads Up, BeReal Users: You May Be Revealing More About Your Location Than You Think
⚠️Time to post your near-exact whereabouts.⚠️
Poll: When Do You Think Twitter Will Go Down?
Let's place our bets.
Do You Know What The Hell Happened On Twitter This Week?
A quiz about all the mess that has gone down at Elon Musk's company.
No, Elon Musk, Your $8 Twitter Plan Won’t Stop Hate Speech
It might stymie bot armies, but people will be awful under their real names.
Maybe You Should Just Give Elon His $8
The case for (*cringe*) paying for Twitter.
Congrats, Horny People, Nudity Is Back On Tumblr
Tumblr is loosening its 2018 ban on all nudity.
Please God, Don't Let Twitter Die
Please. I need this.
The Deal Is Done: Elon Musk Finally Owns Twitter
Several top executives, including the CEO, reportedly have been fired.
Does This Pancake Look Like Elon Musk To You?
Will the miracles of this universe ever cease?
I'm So Tired
I’m sorry, Twitter and Elon, I just can’t do this anymore.
A Coward's Guide To Editing Tweets
The edit button is finally here — only if you pay for Twitter Blue.
Elon Musk Is Going To Buy Twitter At The Original Price
Musk is proceeding with the deal at the original price, averting a court battle.
The iPhone 14 Pro Is Finally What You Want An iPhone To Be
With a better camera, upgraded display, and new multitasking features, the Pro version is worth it.
Your iPhone Can Now Edit Texts. Enjoy The Chaos.
The iOS 16 update allows you to delete or edit the things you didn’t mean to say.
I’m Pretty Sure Apple Knows We’re All Going To Die Soon
The newly unveiled Watch and iPhone 14 features — car crash detection, satellite emergency calling, extreme weather — all seem a little ominous.
Here's What's New On The Latest iPhone 14 And 14 Pro
The latest iPhone 14 lineup comes with car crash detection and emergency satellite calling.
This Is The New Apple Watch Ultra
The new watch is designed for extreme temperatures and rough conditions during hiking, diving, and other activities.
I Don’t Care About The iPhone 14 Because Chris Pine Uses A Disposable Camera
We stan a Luddite king.