
Someone Stole The Goblin Ass NFTs
All my goblin asses are gone.

How To Write "Korn" On Your Phone
For when you’re feeling like a freak on a leash.

The Bored Ape Dating App That Shut Down Because No Women Signed Up Was Just A Prank, Folks
It was a good joke, a great one, even.

“Selling Sunset” Star Christine Quinn Is Leaving The O Group To Go All In On Crypto
The reality show archvillain has launched a crypto real estate company with her husband.

This Is What An NFT Consultant Does All Day
For our new Crypto Diaries series, a New Yorker who's in 97 Discords walks us through his “degen headspace.”

You Can Use Multiple Slurp Juices On An Ape
A lot of y’all don’t get it.

10 Years Ago, A Man Jizzed In A Shoebox And The Internet Was Never The Same
A man. A box. Internet history.

We Deserve This, Fellow Disgusting Worms
Admit it, you’ll never quit Twitter.

No One Will Say If Jimmy Fallon Received A Free Moonbird NFT Or Not
Since the host tweeted about owning Moonbirds NFTs, their asking price has approximately doubled.

Elon Musk Bought 9.2% Of Twitter And Now Is On Its Board
This comes just after Musk bought a 9.2% share in the company.

Instagram Is Giving You Babies What You Wanted And Now You Have To Deal With It
The algorithm is good. Get over it.

The New iPhone SE Feels Like Getting Back Together With A Toxic Ex
At $429, Apple’s newest budget phone should be its cheapest, but if you shop around, you can actually get a better deal on the 13 Mini.

Ukraine Tweeted Its Cryptocurrency Wallet And Got $4 Million In Donations To Help Fight Russia
A source who confirmed the government’s fundraiser believed the funds would go to “exterminate as many Russian occupants as possible.”

The "Crunchy Mom" Conspiracy Has Been Revealed. She's Just A Crunchy Mom.
“But the thing about my crunchiness is that I’m also pragmatic."

We Found The Real Names Of Bored Ape Yacht Club’s Pseudonymous Founders
The buzzy NFT collection has raked in millions and the eager support of dozens of celebrities. But its founders’ anonymity raises questions about accountability in the age of crypto.

Caleb From West Elm Is Bad At Dating But Probably Didn't Deserve Being Pushed Through The TikTok Meat Grinder
We haven't fully grasped exactly what the power of a TikTok mob, fueled by a For You page, can do.

17 Cursed Gifts For Someone You Hate
There's no better way to say, "I don't really like you" than with these tech gifts!

The Yoto Player Is A Great Way To Get Your Kids To Leave You Alone
A $99 audiobook player (and the cheaper $59 Mini) for kids is worth a shot for the chance your kid will actually play by themselves, giving you some free time.

Do NOT Rely On This Quiz For Investment Advice
Disclaimer: This quiz is not intended as financial advice. It is meant exclusively for "fun" and “annoying your friends by posting your results on Facebook."

Jack Dorsey Has Stepped Down As Twitter CEO
Twitter's board has unanimously appointed Parag Agrawal as CEO.