Does This Pancake Look Like Elon Musk To You?
Will the miracles of this universe ever cease?
I'm So Tired
I’m sorry, Twitter and Elon, I just can’t do this anymore.
A Coward's Guide To Editing Tweets
The edit button is finally here — only if you pay for Twitter Blue.
Elon Musk Is Going To Buy Twitter At The Original Price
Musk is proceeding with the deal at the original price, averting a court battle.
The iPhone 14 Pro Is Finally What You Want An iPhone To Be
With a better camera, upgraded display, and new multitasking features, the Pro version is worth it.
Your iPhone Can Now Edit Texts. Enjoy The Chaos.
The iOS 16 update allows you to delete or edit the things you didn’t mean to say.
I’m Pretty Sure Apple Knows We’re All Going To Die Soon
The newly unveiled Watch and iPhone 14 features — car crash detection, satellite emergency calling, extreme weather — all seem a little ominous.
Here's What's New On The Latest iPhone 14 And 14 Pro
The latest iPhone 14 lineup comes with car crash detection and emergency satellite calling.
This Is The New Apple Watch Ultra
The new watch is designed for extreme temperatures and rough conditions during hiking, diving, and other activities.
I Don’t Care About The iPhone 14 Because Chris Pine Uses A Disposable Camera
We stan a Luddite king.
Kiwi Farms, A Notorious Hate Site, Has Been Taken Down By Cloudflare
Internet services company Cloudflare has blocked the notorious hate site, forcing it offline.
Kids Yell “Poop” At Alexa, And These Musicians Profit
“Alexa, play ‘Poopy Stupid Butt’ again.”
A Former Twitter Employee Was Found Guilty Of Spying For Saudi Arabia
Ahmad Abouammo was convicted of passing user information to the Saudi government in exchange for cash and a gold watch.
17 Celebrities Just Got Warning Letters About Shilling NFTs
A consumer watchdog group reminded them that they need to disclose their connection to an NFT collection when they promote it on social media.
Crypto Diaries: The Bitcoin Entrepreneur Whose Wife Won't Let Him Talk Bitcoin
Kyle Hill is the latest in our series on what people in crypto actually do all day.
Mark Zuckerberg's Little League Baseball Card Is Now An NFT
An NFT of 8-year-old Zuck’s card could be yours.
Unfortunately, I Am Too Pretty To Quit Instagram
Instagram will be handing over the feed to the popular kids until you step your pussy up.
Facebook Is Finally Giving People A Non-Algorithmic News Feed
A few taps will allow you to see timely “Feeds” from friends, groups, or pages.
Elon Musk Lost His Bid To Delay The Twitter Trial, Which Starts On October 17
Musk had hoped to delay facing off in court until next year.
For $35, The Facebook Portal Is Actually Worth Trying Out
I know what you’re thinking, but just hear me out.