Katie Notopoulos
The 50 Worst Things On The Internet In 2013
Ah, yes, 2013 was a good year. *Swirls internet around in glass* *Inhales* *Sips*
Katie Notopoulos
The 31 Most Important Pregnant Men Of 2013
"Mpregs" are when a man is pregnant. Ssshhh... no more questions.
Katie Notopoulos
Tila Tequila Wrote A Song About A Zionist Conspiracy
It's called "It's Going Down," with the chorus "Hitler no, Hi Tila."
Katie Notopoulos
For Those Of Us Who Are Sexually Attracted To The Elf Man From Christmas Cats TV
ChristmasCats.tv is the perfect site, and the Elf Man is the perfect man.
Katie Notopoulos
Meet Dasha Battelle, The Picasso Of Snapchat
The most important 10-second-long works of art from a 24-year-old office worker.
Katie Notopoulos
H. Jon Benjamin Voices The Worst Animated Characters
The voice actor from Bob's Burgers will do any terrible character ideas the hosts of Worst Gig Ever toss at him.
Katie Notopoulos
Meet Japan's Biggest Werewolf Nu-Metal Band
Man With A Mission is probably the world's first and only rock band of raucous wolfmen.
Kevin Tang
How To Find Out If Your Facebook Friends Hate You
Ever wonder if your frenemies are mutual? Hate With Friends will tell you.
Katie Notopoulos
The Intense Art Of Sneaking A Tampon Into The Office Bathroom
What are our bodies if nothing more than tampon mules, trafficking through the cubicled walls of the patriarchy's satellite office? The struggle, as explained by Marina Abramović.
Katie Notopoulos
The Mathematic Reason Why You Should Pee In The Pool
The numbers don't lie. Oh, but please don't do #2.
Katie Notopoulos
Proof That No One Watches Porn On Christmas
Do people watch more or less porn on Christmas? PornHub crunched its traffic numbers for holidays and world events.
Katie Notopoulos
The Terrifyingly Violent New Genre Of "My Little Pony Fan" Art
A new fan art genre has cropped up where fluffy versions of the ponies are subjected to mental and physical torture. [Somewhat NSFW due to disturbing MS Paint cartoon gore.]
Katie Notopoulos
Channing Tatum Is No Jean Claude Van Damme
But then, aren't we all lesser men than JCVD?
Katie Notopoulos
29 Reasons "UHF" Is The Greatest Weird Al Movie About A Fake TV Station Ever
Don't let the specificity of this category make this seem like a lesser superlative. This is the Citizen Kane of Weird Al movies.
Katie Notopoulos
The One Piece Of Chicken Safety Equipment You Need If You're A Chicken
It's a fluorescent safety vest. For, you know, crossing the road (heh heh).
Katie Notopoulos
The Rich Guys With Lions Of Instagram
Big cats are the hottest status symbol for wealthy young men in the Persian Gulf. Instagramming your cheetah in a Lamborghini is the new 'gramming your brunch.
Katie Notopoulos
31 "Celebrities" Who Are Only Famous To People Who Live In New York
Sure, there are plenty of movie stars and celebrities who live in New York. But there's only one Dan Smith (who will teach you guitar).
Katie Notopoulos
How To Make A GIF Without Photoshop
Photoshop is great if you're a millionaire graphic designer (it's expensive and hard!). For everyone else, here's the simple way to be a GIF maestro.
Katie Notopoulos
A Bunch Of "Star Wars" Themed Bongs
Idk, some guy Greg asked for this.
Katie Notopoulos
The Ecstasy Of Creating Your Wish List With The 1991 Sears Catalog
Every fall, the most anticipated tome of the year would arrive on your doorstep. And it was glorious.
Regis Courtemanche
