The Ecstasy Of Creating Your Wish List With The 1991 Sears Catalog
Every fall, the most anticipated tome of the year would arrive on your doorstep. And it was glorious.
The Extremely Upsetting Truth About Baby Carrots
EVERYTHING IS A LIE.
18 Chicken Nuggets That Clearly Prove God Is Real
Hey atheists, just try and tell me divine intervention wasn't at play here. JUST TRY.
96 Seconds Of Relaxing Vines To Get You Through A Rough Day
Repeat as necessary until all the bad goes away.
An Interview With The Man Who Thought Up The Sexy Pizza Costume
The greatest creative force in erotic food costumes speaks to BuzzFeed about his process and inspiration.
40 Things Under $50 Every Woman In Her Thirties Should Own
Whether you live with kids, cats, a significant other, or roommates, get these grown-woman essentials cheap. Then you can either save the rest or blow it on a riding mower that plays Beyoncé when you beep the horn (no judgments). Men's version here.
Horse_Ebooks: The Dril Question
Weird Twitter's most legendary "bot" has been exposed. But what about its most revered character?
This Is How Someone Ends Up Photoshopping Nude Women Beanbag Chairs [NSFW]
You don't just wake up one day and create the masterpieces from MermaidsTail.info [NSFW]. It's a journey.
17 Terrible Things About Coffee Shops
Yes, please, give me the 20-minute origin story of your special beans.
Why Ciara And Future Must Never Break Up
TRUE LOVE FOREVER.
23 Things Going On Inside The Mind Of A Birder
Hmmmm... is that a cedar or bohemian waxwing?
Snapchat Just Solved Your Popular People Problems
A new secret code lets you have 5 "best friends" instead of 3. Because what socially stunted loser has JUST 3 besties?
8 Birds Every New Yorker Should Know About
Drop this bird knowledge casually at your next party, much like a bird drops a bomb on a windshield.
The 21 Struggles Of Having An Impossible Name
"Oh, I'm not even going to TRY to pronounce this!"
Anthony Weiner's Chat Pal Tells Howard Stern About Her Porn And Boob Job Plans
Her manager explains the plan is for Sydney Leathers to get a boob job before her porn debut.
Here Is The Winner Of The Miss Redneck Alabama Pageant
Obviously, there was a "Daisy Dukes" competition, because America.
13 Signs You Are Reading This Post
ARE YOU?
The 5 Stages Of Grief Of Getting Inside The Subway Car With No AC
That empty car? IT'S A TRAP.
21 Miserable Wall Street Guys Who Had To Wear Suits Today
When it hits 98 degrees at lunch on Wall Street, you almost have to feel sorry for these guys. Almost.
21 Of Steve Harvey's Most Glorious Fashion Moments
Act like a man, think like a oversized suit-obsessed maniac.