The Secret Message In The Periodic Table Of Elements
Whatever the chemical compound is that's made of these elements, it's probably big and notorious.
"Meet The Fokkens": 69 Year Old Twin Dutch Prostitutes
Here is the trailer to a new documentary,Meet the Fokkens, about twin sisters (their real last name is Fokken) working in the red light district of Amsterdam. I especially love the surreal scene where one sister is spraying mounds of whipped cream into her orange juice.
This Is Ice-T's Grandson
Rapper and actor Ice-T, who is 54, has a teenage grandson. Imagine having Coco for a step-grandma.
Why Does Everyone Hate Garfield On Twitter?
Sure, Garfield comics aren't everyone's idea of funny, but there's a weird world of extreme Garfield haters on Twitter. This isn't just a little negative feedback, this is pure vitriol at a fictitious cat.
Mark Zuckerberg Got Married Saturday
His timeline announced a new "life event" the day after Facebook went public: he's now married to Priscilla Chan, his longtime girlfriend. Congrats and "likes" to the happy couple!
27 Photographs Of Turn Of The Century Boston Baseball
The Boston Public Library has a collection of early 20th-century photographs that used to hang in popular baseball bar called Third Base in Boston. When Prohibition hit in 1919, the bar closed and the owner donated the photo collection to the library.
Stay Prepared With Zombie Pepper Spray
If you live in an dicey neighborhood, say, near a nuclear reactor or graveyard, you'll want this for your purse. You don't want some zombie trying to stick you up for your wallet when the inevitable apocalypse happens.
Please Come To My Rave
Hi there. It's me, your next door neighbor Ivan. I just wanted to inform you I'll be hosting a rave this weekend, and I'd love you to come.
Better Draw Something Guesses
Ever make a guess and you're convinced it should've been the right answer?
This Is What Happens When You Don't Change Your Facebook Privacy Settings
A normal teenager noticed that people who weren't his friends were able to "like" his status and posted about it. Within 22 hours over 73,000 other people have liked his status, just to mess with him.
This Is What It Looks Like When Jeffrey Dahmer Signs Your Yearbook
Someone's dad went to high school with serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. For more on Dahmer in high school, I highly recommend this excellent comic from his classmate, "My Friend Dahmer".
Can A Graph Of A News Article's Words Tell You More Than Reading It?
A new site that can graph the sentiment of news stories based on data analysis. How much can we learn from the numbers behind the words?
MBA Students Confuse "Fun" With "Pun"
At Columbia's graduation ceremony, MBA students had a very puny message. Because who knows fun better than business students?
Dubstep Remix Of Neighbors Having Sex [Not Safe For Ears]
When his noisy neighbors left their windows open, this guy recorded the sounds and uploaded it to Soundcloud. Of course, a dubstep remix happened.
31 Rock Stars' Sexual Prowess, As Rated By Groupies
Groupiedirt.com is a site that appears to be last updated around 2002 that catalogs what groupies say about different rock stars' sexual habits. We can't claim that any of these are actually true (although it did accurately know Lance Bass was gay before he came out), but they're funny as heck.
How Much Are Your Broken Electronics Worth?
When your phone breaks, do you bother trying to sell it on eBay, or just toss it out? Here are some prices for completed listings in "for parts or not working" condition on eBay that might surprise you.
27 Way More Awesome Things To Buy With $38 Than Facebook Stock
Facebook shares are going for $38 a pop. Is that really the best use of your hard-earned cash? Here's what you could be getting instead.
The Top Rated School For Cool Dogs
Why top rated? They have the best faculty and staff, clearly.
Time-Lapse Map Of The Past 1,000 Years Of Europe
Cramming for that Western Civ final? Here's a video that shows the changing borders from 1000 A.D. - 2003. There! Now your studying is done and you can read BuzzFeed without feeling guilty. [Editor's Note: the video has been taken down from YouTube for a copyright claim; we're trying to find a new version for you!]
Usher Has Somewhere Better To Be Right Now
"It's time for goodbyes on Saturday Night Live? One sec, I'm in the middle of a really intense round of Draw Something."