Usher Has Somewhere Better To Be Right Now
"It's time for goodbyes on Saturday Night Live? One sec, I'm in the middle of a really intense round of Draw Something."
12 Things You Missed While Howard Stern Was On Sirius
Howard Stern debuts as a judge on America's Got Talent tonight, but a lot of you haven't heard his show since he started on SiriusXM in 2005. Since I've been listening dutifully every day to the King of All Media for the last 7 years, allow me to bring you up to speed.
Skrillex Eating Bacon
Ok, technically just *holding* the bacon. For those of you into those kind of things.
Saddest Vanity Plate
As a Toyota Camry enthusiast, I peg this as an '88.
Huge Dogs You Can't Fit In Your Apartment
Those pursedogs don't seem like such a bad idea now, do they? Here's why you might not want a big this big.
Erotic Fanfic About Bono In The Style Of "50 Shades Of Grey"
Today is Bono's birthday. In honor of him, please enjoy this 50 Shades of Grey inspired fanfic.
14 Other Things Moms Do When You're Way Too Old
The latest cover of Time stirs up the debate about how old is the right age to stop breastfeeding. But moms are always doing things for us when we're way too old for it, and sometimes it's our own dang fault.
Japanese Cat With Lots Of Stuff On Its Head
The owners of this cat, Neko-Yanagi, put a lot of stuff on it's head. I'm ok with this.
This Kid Hasn't Heard Dinosaurs Are Extinct
Didn't he hear about the new theory that farted themselves into exctinction? An animatronic T-Rex scares the bejeezus out of him.
39 Ways Men Use Pinterest
Who says Pinterest is only for women? Oh.
Horrible and Embarrassing "Your First Period" Party Goods
As if puberty wasn't awkward enough, this company sells party supplies for your mom to throw you a party for your first period. If your mom does this, you should be allowed to put yourself up for adoption.
Why Meteorologists Shouldn't Wear Green Clothing
The Fox 2 Detroit weatherperson Jessica Starr forgot that green clothing disappears against the green screen this morning.
Top 11 Turtles Humping Inanimate Objects
Based on the amount of action these little guys are getting, I've got an idea to pitch to Petco: turtle Fleshlight. I'll take million dollar check, thank you.
Awkward Comic Coloring Error
Please draw your eyes to the flesh-colored stick in the bottom right. Now look away really fast because EW.
Smiling Dog Is A Jerk
What a smug gloater the smiling dog is.
Scenes From A File-Sharing Marriage
Meanwhile, in Sweden...The first wedding ceremony by Sweden's officially recognized religion based on file-sharing happened recently at a tech conference. On the religion's site, it wishes the happy couple well: "Hopefully, they will copy and remix some DNA-cells and create a new human being."
Movies Are Getting Shittier Because You Keep Stealing Them
How piracy hurts, but intellectual property theft might actually help the movie industry. Cheezburger Network's Ben Huh gets serious about copyright law.
Best Little Karaoke House In Texas
A karaoke bar in Texas makes these videos of patrons and they air on a local TV station. These are basically a real life Tim & Eric video.
20 People You'll Only Meet At ROFLcon
ROFLcon is a convention where people get together and talk about internet laughs. Here's who I met:
Video Poker With Dogs Playing Poker
In 2002 (a really good year for the internet), someone made a video game version of the painting "Dogs Playing Poker". What a beautiful example of art inspiring someone.