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NSFW: Unicorn Porn? Unicorgy? Uniporn?
From the Top Secret CraftastaVault, this may be Not Safe For Work/Kids. Especially if your work has a no Unicorn Vagina rule.
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Hangman Necklace Giveaway Winner + More
As a kind gesture to those of you who went over to Luana’s Etsy shop and gave her a ‘heart’ to favorite her shop, Luana would like to offer Craftastrophe readers 10% off until next Saturday!
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What Nightmares Are Made Of
Toddlerpede. Editor's Note: Eek!
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Ann Coulter Birthing Doll
UNBELIEVABLE.
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MEN: Does Your Ass Crack Get Sweaty?
“What are ass sweats?” she asked me. “Uhhhh don’t you ever do housework? Vigorously?” “What does that have to do with it?” “Don’t you work out?” “Yeah….” “Well doesn’t your butt crack ever get sweaty?”
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Ralphie the Dead Kitty (with BUTTHOLE!)
SO funny. Pee first.
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GIVEAWAY: Hangman Necklace!
In order to enter to win this fabulous necklace, you need to comment with a funny craft story. Could be your own, could be your Grannys, could be made up in your head. Just come up with a story that involves crafts and makes us laugh. Crafts and laughs baby. Got it? GO!
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WHY? WTF? Bed Dolls.
I don’t know anyone who keeps Bed Dolls. I’m not even sure why I capitalized that phrase. They are creepy and legend says that any married man who has Bed Dolls also keeps his testicles in his wife’s purse. That’s right. You heard me.
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Crafts With Feathers Make Me Squirm
What the frikken frack is this crap now?
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Royal Doulton Really Pulled an OOPS!
At first glance, everything seems completely fine.
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Sebastian Says Go BIG Or Go HOME!
Check out this non-Craftastrophe rug, knitted on giant needles by Sebastian Schönheit. The pictures are adorable.
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Billy Goat Benjimans...Goat Gonads...Pan's Pouch...The List is Endless!
I can’t imagine reaching into my purse and fishing for this flesh balloon to get enough change for the meter!
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Makes Me Want to Ground Her Mother Until Menopause!
Looking beyond the very obvious appearance of When Sleazy Meet Trashy, these “corset jeans” make me want to track down this girl’s mother, and hold in contempt for crimes against crafting. Spray pant on jeans? Corset-wrapped thighs?
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Sex in Sneakers?
What do you do with your kid’s old sneakers?
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This Would Imply Leprechauns Hatch Eggs Instead of Having Sex
Mounted tastefully on a steel rod and captured in a box frame, you are spared the view of the other side of the specimen - looks like a squirrel or perhaps a badger has taken a few nips out of him.
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Not a Creature Was Stirring, Especially These Dead Mice
You have to see this to believe it. EW.
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WTF? It's a Nice For A...KNIT WEDDING?
Can you even imagine having a knitted wedding dress, a knitted wedding cake, a knitted cake knife and oh so much more?
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10 Items No One Would Be Caught Dead Wearing
There are a lot of talented crafters who are independently designing clothes and selling them online. None of these ‘designs’ belong to talented ‘fashion designers.’
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Crafts That Look Like Bloggers Vol III
Just yesterday I blogged about a fairy that looked like iJustine. Last week, we had another craft pop up that looked like Guy Kawasaki. Today I bring you a picture that looks eerily like the lovable Avitable!
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We Are SO Getting Hate Mail for This One.
Jesus. Why so serious?
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