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Beam Those Space Boobies Up Scotty!
“Unbelievable. Do you recognize those uniforms?” — Kirk
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I'd Be Taking My Ass to the Doctor
If my poop looked like that, I’d be freaking worried.
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America's Next Top Hairdo
What. The. Hell?
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Dead Bunnies Like Cupcakes Too!
Somebody's husband keeps his balls in his wife's purse FO SHO.
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Wash Your Naked Body With Creepy Baby Hands
Every pedo's dream? *shudder*
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Finally I Get to Use the "Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall" Category!
This hand-made, one of a kind doll is made from a pattern I created myself while I was high on motor oil & rubbing alcohol...
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WTF? Doily Couture. Holy Hell.
Thanks to reader Candace, and the geniuses at Etsy who FEATURED this, we have blog fodder this morning.
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Can I Borrow $3800?? PLEASE?
WAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUPPPP???
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Not Your Daddy's Gun Case
Imagine confronting a burglar and you gotta pull your Glock out of a paisley gun case that could pass for a tea cozy. Course sending a burglar into a fit of laughter might be just the distraction you need!
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Walking Beer Fridge Scarf
I am going to make this woman an honourary Canadian. Long scarf, winter background, references to travelers (traveling with beer)…she’s a genius.
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Twilight Fan Recreates Bella's Womb (*gag*)
Somebody in the world decided to recreate a felt version of Bella’s womb. As if it should be detachable and separate from her body.
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Beyonce Knowles Approved Nude Suit
"To the left, to the left..." ROFL!
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It's Sunday Morning & You Know What That Means - BACON!
Bacon. To some, it’s a favorite. This morning, I can’t get my (2nd) favorite meat off my brain and even as I write this, I’m begging my husband (my 1st favorite meat) to go bring home the bacon - literally. Whether you like your bacon medium or crispy like me, doesn’t matter. Bacon lovers across the globe unite in craft, hold hands and smile on each other. We are bacon brothers and bacon sisters. Well enough of that silliness. Behold a bunch of bacon crafts that made me smile. Enjoy.
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Ennio Marchetto: The Living Cartoon
This is a MUST SEE. Totally fun and creative. Enjoy!
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Mermaids Are Funny When They Are Overpriced
Can you hear me now?
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I Always Feel Like a Loser When I'm Bleeding to Death
Don’t you?
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Sock Monkey Butt Slapping Madness
But then, maybe you’re into that sort of thing. I don’t want to know. I don’t want to know that you get all hot and monkified over work socks wrapping your entire body while monkeys slap your a$$. I don’t want to know that you secretly wish your nipples were monkey mouths. Or that you like those hot little monkey ears tickling you up in your cleavage. That’s the stuff CSI episodes are made of.
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Top 10 Examples of Nooooo, Your Craft Isn't Creepy AT ALL.
Gene Simmons meets Teddy Ruxpin. *scritch scritch scritch* And 9 others guaranteed to make you squirm!
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TITS FOR VOTES! (BONUS: Pig Head Bra!)
In order for us to win the 2009 Bloggies, we’d probably have to resort to some sort of showing of our tits. I mean, we’re up against POST SECRET, for goodness sakes.
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Knot a Thong
On a somewhat poontastic related note, Deb on the Rocks is requesting Madame T. melt down her Bush for a world-wide Bush Whacking Waxing. Go see.
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