Karen Sugarpants
Annabell Wondered Why She Never Fit In...
Poor Annabell was the black sheep of the family. All she wanted was to be like her brothers and sisters but Annabell was very different. She had a tendency to stick out like a sore thumb during everyday scavenging and wasn’t quite sure why.
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I'ma Lumberjack and I Don't Care...
Ever look at a pile of logs and wish they were more cuddly?
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I Feel Like Crap and You're Getting a Barbie Stuffed Into a Chicken
I don’t know what bothers me more: the fact that there is disgusting Barbie hair on someone’s chicken, or the fact that they’ve seasoned this chicken with the obvious intent to eat it, or that somewhere in the cavity of that poultry is naked Barbie faux-gina.
Karen Sugarpants
Who Wouldn't Want Detroit Hooker Magnets On Their Fridge?
I’m highly tempted to buy these for my Papa’s bar fridge. It’s not bad enough that my Granny won’t go down to the laundry room to see anything on his computer (he basically scares her off with pictures of boobs, she calls it the Tit-Box), oh yes, I have to add to her squirminess by plastering Detroit Hooker Magnets on his beer fridge.
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The Shrine to Kawasaki*
That’s not Guy Kawaskai.
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Giveaway: Enter Now to Win a Beautiful Pendant
Please excuse the use of caps! and! exclamation! marks! but Craftastrophe is hosting it’s very first giveaway!!!!!!! :: deep breath ::
Karen Sugarpants
Um, Sorry, No.
Regardless of my beliefs, this is just a crime against fashion.
Karen Sugarpants
This Baby Looks Pretty Happy for a Leprosy Patient
This poor baby is playing at the beach and the only friend she can find is this snail. Probably because her skin is melting off in stucco-type waves.
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Tit for Tat for Teat
I don't get why she has glass...
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The Incredible Boob Man
You know, I’m all for enterprising young crafters. But printing out an image, laminating it and throwing it on a necklace is not always a good idea:
Karen Sugarpants
Sixth Sense Windchime. ...i See Dead People, Er, Dolls...
I LOVE IT WHEN THE EYELASHES ARE LEFT ON THE DOLL’S FACE - INTRIQUING ISN’T IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah. Intriquing (sic) indeed.
Karen Sugarpants
Blind Date | Craftastrophe
When I was 14, my friends set me up on a blind date through a weird teen phone service that was somewhat popular in Toronto. I talked to Bill on the phone a little, then we agreed to meet at the mall. When I spotted Bill, he also spotted me at the same time. I looked him up and down as he marched right up to me and said, “Hi my namesh Bill. Howshhit goin’? Ish shore name Karen?”
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Best Stationary Ever
Imagine your Granny opening one of these. My Granny would probably laugh her head off, but that’s because she is The Awesome.
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ZOMBIES ATTACK SANTA! CHRISTMAS TOTALLY CANCELED!
Santa kinda looks like he’s having a coronary, actually. I mean, the zombie hasn’t even touched him yet. Maybe Santa should get himself a treadmill and lay off all those cookies and glasses of milk.
Karen Sugarpants
It's Like Scrubbing Your Nethers With a Dirtier Bar of Soap
A rat. In soap. EW.
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Angry Pancakes
I haven’t the faintest idea as to what sets a pancake off in an angry tirade. Especially since they are quite sweet and dripping with syrup. Perhaps these pancakes are upset because Aunt Jemima ran off with Mr. Clean and left them high and dry.
Karen Sugarpants
I Hate Myself For Loving You
So I made this dress because I’m NOT BITTER AT ALL. I’m FINE.
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I Guess Jesus Was Put On the Naughty List (offensive)
So when I saw this Christmas Card, my first thought was “I could never send these out - they are way too offensive,” and also “Wow, this guy really pegged the religious meaning of Christmas getting lost in the commercialization of the season.” I was wrong on the latter.
Karen Sugarpants
Butt On a Stick to Lick
I know these are for fun and all, but I can’t help laughing at how my kids would react if I stuffed their stockings with these. Hint: they are 4 and 9 year old boys.
Karen Sugarpants
Cake Wrecks? I'll Show You Cake Wrecks!
In the wiggity-whack world of decoupage and googly eyes, there have been many an instance where we have stumbled upon cakes in many forms.
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