Julian Kimble
NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly Says Violent Crime Will Increase if Stop-And-Frisk Ceases
Of course he feels that way.
Julian Kimble
Of Course the Seattle Police Department Ran Out of Doritos at Hempfest
Excellent police work.
Julian Kimble
Yet Another Drug Arrest for Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop
Hard to lay low with a name like that.
Julian Kimble
Engage in an Adult Recess at D.C.'s Penn Social Tomorrow (8/17)
Go back in the day tomorrow.
Julian Kimble
NYC Cab Driver Loses License After Asking Passenger "Am I Making You Horny?"
Austin Powers much?
Julian Kimble
NYC Mayoral Candidate Christine Quinn Wants to Keep City's Free Condom Practice in Place
Making something free better.
Julian Kimble
New York City Appeals Stop-And-Frisk Ruling Because it Appeals Everything
Who didn't see this coming?
Julian Kimble
Here's the Trillectro Set List
More info.
Julian Kimble
Switzerland Is Going to Great Lengths to Keep Prostitutes Safe
Safety first, pleasure second.
Julian Kimble
Learn How to Make Bitter Mai Tai Because Today Is National Rum Day
You might as well, right?
Julian Kimble
South Carolina Man Allegedly Pays Prostitute with Roll of Quarters
Money is money, folks.
Julian Kimble
Have More Sex and Make More Money, It's That Simple
..and vice versa.
Julian Kimble
CBS Casting "Male Frat Bro" With Superior Keg Stand Abilities for South Carolina-Based Show
CBS put out a casting call for a "male frat bro" skilled in the art of the keg stand for a new series they're filming.
Julian Kimble
Greenpoint Named Brooklyn's Worst Neighborhood
Perception is not reality.
Julian Kimble
Chrissy Teigen Loves the Ramen Burger
This is amazing.
Julian Kimble
Police in Seattle Will Hand Out Doritos During Hempfest
Is there a police academy course on sense of humor?
Julian Kimble
"African Lion" at Chinese Zoo Revealed to be Huge Dog After it Barks
Swindle?
Julian Kimble
Freaky Tales: Wisconsin Woman Allegedly Holds Men Hostage as Pleasure Slaves
American horror story.
Julian Kimble
Thank You: Martin Luther King, Jr. Memorial Work to Be Completed Next Week
Crisis averted.
Julian Kimble
Man Tries to Barter Cronuts for Spot in Ramen Burger Line
Smart businessman.
Julian Kimble
