Julian Kimble
D.C. Man Allegedly Attempts to Murder Wife Using Voodoo
...and not the D'Angelo video.
Julian Kimble
Woman in Suburban Chicago Votes on the Way to the Hospital to Give Birth
Dedication.
Julian Kimble
University of Mississippi Students Respond to President Obama's Re-Election with Racially-Charged Protest
So much for moving forward.
Julian Kimble
A Herd of Elephants Went on a Drunken Rampage in India
They need to admit that they have a problem.
Julian Kimble
Colorado Becomes First State to Legalize Marijuana, Washington Becomes the Second
Other big news from last night.
Julian Kimble
Chinese Condom Ad Makes Below-the-Belt Comparison Between President Obama and Mitt Romney
So much for subtlety.
Julian Kimble
Indiana Pharmacist Arrested for Stealing Prescription Pills
Bound to go down.
Julian Kimble
New York Craigslist Users Making Unethical Bargains for Gas
A new low for humans.
Julian Kimble
California Addict Steals Church Relics to Support Habit
Karma caught up with him.
Julian Kimble
Man Takes Pregnancy Test as Joke, Discovers That He Has Testicular Cancer
Thank God for the Internet.
Julian Kimble
Maine and Maryland Become the First States to Legalize Same-Sex Marriage by Popular Vote
History made.
Julian Kimble
Ringing in President Obama's Victory in D.C. with Chief Keef and RGIII
Experiencing the big decision firsthand.
Julian Kimble
Statistics Reveal what Numerous People on the East Coast Did Prior to Hurricane Sandy
Nothing shocking.
Julian Kimble
Iowa Pizza Delivery Man Leaves a Gift on Front Door After Being Denied Tip
Don't piss off people in the service industry.
Julian Kimble
Pennsylvania Man Arrested for Stealing Lobsters to Support Drug Habit
The thirst is affecting crustaceans.
Julian Kimble
Three-Foot Alligator Seized in Maryland Drug Bust
The swamp dealer.
Julian Kimble
Pennsylvania Voting Machine Removed After Allegedly Changing Vote from President Obama to Mitt Romney
Prepared to be shocked. Or not.
Julian Kimble
Texas Woman Sues Police for Rupturing Implant
"This isn't supposed to be comfortable."
Julian Kimble
Mass Shooting Reported in Fresno
Breaking news.
Julian Kimble
D.C. Carryout Restaurant Revealed as Drug Front
Probably happens more often than you'd think.
Julian Kimble
