Julian Kimble
Elderly Pennsylvania Man Attacks Roommate with Chainsaw
The gas-powered knives came out.
Julian Kimble
Texas Church Posts Sign Reading: "Vote for the Mormon, Not the Muslim!"
Ignorance is bliss.
Julian Kimble
Man Mistakes Girl for Skunk, Shoots Her with Shotgun
Always ask questions first.
Julian Kimble
New Jersey Mom Arrested for Boarding Bus to Slap Daughter's Bully
Hands-on parenting.
Julian Kimble
Wildly Inappropriate Fantasy League Discovered at California High School
Incorrect.
Julian Kimble
Elderly Woman Sues Trader Joe's After Being Hit With Can of Tuna
Justice?
Julian Kimble
Pregnant Woman Found Stabbed to Death in Brooklyn Day Before Wedding
The saddest story of the week.
Julian Kimble
Man With Samurai Sword Breaks Up Fight on Phoenix Subway
The way of the samurai.
Julian Kimble
Watch a Roach Crawl on a Reporter During Live Broadcast
A special, unannounced guest.
Julian Kimble
Florida Man Involved in Messy Arrest After Punching Cop
Foul behavior.
Julian Kimble
Recap: Howard University Homecoming International Yardfest 2012
Walked in, turned up, got rained on.
Julian Kimble
D.C.'s Cocktail Scene Is Ready for Halloween
Celebrate all month long.
Julian Kimble
Massachusetts Man Wins $30.5 Million Lottery After Being Dumped by Girlfriend
Call it karma.
Julian Kimble
Man Has Toy Stuck in His Intestines for Days
When experimentation goes wrong.
Julian Kimble
Recap: The Howard University Homecoming Fashion Show 2012
A night of style, elegance, and song.
Julian Kimble
Boston Mayor Disapproves of Free Trojan Giveaway
What? Doesn't he want women to get satisfaction?
Julian Kimble
British Man Attacks the Wife of Another Man Named "Darth Vader"
Now he's facing the dark side.
Julian Kimble
Indiana Middle School Students Suspended After Seeing Teacher's Topless Picture
Wait, what?
Julian Kimble
Vandals Destroy Property in Florida Using Pumpkins
What's that band called?
Julian Kimble
Woman Arrested for Shooting Up in Courthouse Parking Lot
For shame.
Julian Kimble
