How to Meet a Man
Hey ladies! Feeling a little lonely this holiday season? Looking for that special someone? Uncertain how to make a move on your secret santa? Worry no more! Here are some fail-proof ways to hook your hunk of the month. Thank me later!
Merry Swiftmas
Let's face it. Taylor Swift is having kind of an amazing year (she is adorable! and so nice! and she publicly mocked a Jonas!). So of course boys everywhere want her under their Christmas Tree/Menorah this year. But Evan Taubenfeld wrote a song about it! If you had done that, maybe you wouldn't be drinking eggnog at home alone right now. Food for thought.
Boy Sees His First Lobster
A charming story about a young boy and his lobster. Wow-o-Wow!
What Should We Bring to BuzzFeed?
Hey people of the Internet! Did you know that John and I will be visiting the BuzzFeed offices next Friday? We will! And we want your help: We're going to bring a present to your favorite editors, and you get to decide what we bring! Just leave a note in the comments and we'll count them up. Polling closes on Wednesday, so vote early and vote often!
Kitten is Too Scared of Halloween!
The Internet is a scary place on Halloween, and this little kitten just couldn't take it; it just had to hide away! Alternatively, this couch is made out of quick sand.
Michelle Obama's Dating Tips
Do you want a love like that of Michelle and Barack? Of course you do! They are totally perfect. Well, Michelle is in this month's Glamour telling you how to find the President of your Heart. "Cute's good. But cute only lasts for so long, and then it's, 'Who are you as a person?' Don't look at the bankbook or the title. Look at the heart. Look at the soul. When you're dating a man, you should always feel good. ... You shouldn't be in a relationship with somebody who doesn't make you completely happy and make you feel whole." Awww, love!
Life Lessons from the Care Bears
Not everyone can be a winner, kids. Also -- whomever drew this is either a huge racist, or its always the white bear who finishes first. Life lessons!
Yes We Still Can
If BuzzFeed was a newspaper and I had a beat, I think my beat would be, "Things-about-Maine-and-Barack-Obama." This (really good) video touches on both of these things. And there is a seascape in the background! What more could you want?
10-22-09 is Suze Orman Day!
According to the GLBT history month calendar, it is Suze Orman Day! Happy day, Suze! I hope this news puts you in the kind of mood to approve that vacation abroad I've been wanting to take...
Heather Graham Is The Hottest Public Option Ever
The health care debate! It is totally equatable to fat burger-loving people trying to race Heather Graham at the track. Or so I've been told. (via Esquisse)
Save the Sleepless Boobs!
There is an epidemic sweeping the nation! Did you know that it is impossible to get a good night's sleep if you have breasts? Neither did I! Enter Kush Support, the nighttime boob supporter. All boobs! Even old lady boobs! And, well, it also sort of looks like a penis. So I'm sure you can do something with that as well. (via Sarah Haskins)
The Greatest People From Maine
Poor Barack Obama. He thought when he won the election, he’d get to run the country. Ha! As evidenced by this week’s win in the healthcare debate, the fate of this country is actually determined by the two Senators for Maine. Even my state’s greatest skeptics have to agree that we’re having a pretty amazing week. Ha! Yes! That’s right! My little home state RULES OVER ALL OF YOU. In honor of Maine’s superiority, I present to you some of the awesomest people from Maine. And you’re going to love it.
Scott Baio is Mean
Just in time for 90s Day -- Scott Baio made some conservative remarks on twitter and then blocked fans who disagreed with him. When people protested, he DMed them to tell them he was too rich for them. Then he went on Glenn Beck. Unbreak my heart, Scott Baio
Adorable Halloween Costumes for Babies
Halloween serves three main purposes: 1. Giving women the opportunity to dress in disgusting and degrading costumes 2. CANDY! and 3. Allowing parents to dress their kids up in embarrassing costumes before they're old enough to complain. Below please find an homage to the latter:
Richard Belzer Licked George Carlin's Ashes
Umm, and apparently it made him funnier? Or just grosser. You decide.
New IPhone App: StalkHer
Finally, an app for the stalker in all of us. Some people may use it on their exs, I use it on John. We all have our own demons.
Presidents! Inspired by Presidents!
Its the Presidents of the U.S.! But with Glitter! And Sparkles! And R&B music! Fancy! (via Urlesque)
Awkward Adolescence -- Add Your Own
In honor of Spain's First Family I invite all of you to share memories of your awkward teenage years. What look made you into the nerd you are today?
The Different Kinds of Strangers
This helpful PSA was released to inform kids on how to avoid stranger danger . Its totally informative and not at all creepy. Make sure to send it to all the kids you know!
21 Awesome Culinary Tattoos
21 of the best culinary-inspired tattoos. It makes me want to watch the Food Network for the rest of the day.