
These Are Betty White's Tips For Living A Long And Happy Life, And She Is REALLY The Best
"Get at least 8 hours of sleep... 9 if you're ugly."

The Footage Of Jimmy Fallon Zip Lining Is Here, And I Can't Stop Watching
"OMG. OMG. OMG."

Jimmy Fallon Was Involved In A Zip Line Accident In Puerto Rico
"I almost died on a zip line."

This Girl Has Over 1,000 Letters In Her Name, And Oprah Couldn't Believe It
She's named after movies, cars, countries, and cities.

This 6-Year-Old Can Name Every Country In The World And He Is Definitely Smarter Than You
"What's your favorite country?" ... "Russia."

This Alligator Catching "Bird Box" Challenge Is Scary, Ridiculous, And Needs To Stop
So alligators are the unseen monsters???

Jimmy Kimmel Had A TSA Agent Guess 'Who's High?' And This Debauchery Should Be Illegal
It's Hollyweed you guys.

This Hamster Going Through A Five Level Maze Will Be The Best Two Minutes Of Your Life
This furry rat-puppy is impressive.

Kendall Jenner Just Said She IS NOT High Maintenance, And I'll Let You Be The Judge
"I use a simple foundation, highlighter, glow, and bronzer."

Lindsay Lohan Is The Unseen Monster From "Bird Box," And I'm Shook Back To The '00s
From the beaches of Mykonos to the river in Bird Box.

Snoop Dogg Had A Lot To Say About President Trump In Instagram Video, And Had Strong Words For His Supporters
Getting political.

A Porn Company Offered Fiji Water Girl $100,000 To "Hydrate Performers," And I Need A New Job
The thirst is real.

In This 1998 Interview Ellen DeGeneres Had Strong Feelings About Homophobia After Her Sitcom Was Canceled
Disney CEO Bob Iger referred to being gay as a "sexual choice" and "sexual tendencies," at the time.

Cardi B Can't Stop Talking About Her "Little Fat P***y"
I like it like that.

Here Are The Six "First Women" Of The 116th Congress
This is the most diverse Congress in the nation's history.

Ellen DeGeneres Tried To Prank A Guy In Walmart, And He May Be The Most Patient Guy Of All Time
This guy's patience is my New Year's Resolution.

This Guy Played The Jeopardy Theme Song During Church, And 2019 Is Going To Be A Good Year
**When you are hungry AF during church waiting for them to pass out the bread.**

This Naked Comedian's Christmas Trick Will Blow Your Mind, Then Make You Laugh
It's the most naked time of the year.

People Told Jimmy Fallon The Worst Christmas Gifts They've Ever Gotten, And You'll Be Grateful You're Not Them
"At least it's not a scratch and sniff."

A Guy Got Angelina Jolie's Face Tattooed On His Arm, And It's The Most Messed Up Thing You Will Ever See
Tattoos are forever.