This requires no explanation. You know the drill.
Get ready for a 100% scientific and fact-based personality assessment, using the latest advances from the field of psychology.
Your choices will determine the fate of the fast-food landscape...forever.
Whether you were one of the cool kids and now your life sucks, or you were a dork and now your life is awesome: This is the quiz for you.
Choose a worthy foe and vanquish them.
Time to get educated about mother nature's best-kept secret.
Prepare to cringe.
Maybe being one of the cool kids isn't all it's cracked up to be...
Time to man up and accept your destiny.
Are you Jake, Rachel, Cassie, Tobias, Marco, Ax, Visser III, or the Ellimist?
Prepare for the most entertaining series of existential crises you will ever have.