Are You So Bad?
OMG you're so bad!
11 Words That Have A Completely Different Meaning When You're Dark Lord Of The Universe
"The eternal eclipse of hellfire is upon us." - Dark Lord of the Universe
How Messy Are You?
Oops... you spilled again.
Should You Leave A Voicemail?
Hmm... Are you the president?
How Much Do You Hate Group Projects?
Say goodbye to that A.
56 Surprisingly Perfect Metaphors For Your Laziness
Feel free to use these when too lazy to make up your own.
What Food Should You Hook Up With?
Why fight it anymore? It's love.
Definitive Proof That Beauty Product Names Make Zero Sense
Was anyone hurt in the lash blast?
The Essential Ladies' Guide To Gaining Confidence From Construction Workers
Sky-high self-esteem is just a catcall away.
What's Your Worst Quality?
Time for some real talk.
What Food Combination Represents Your Relationship?
Romeo and Juliet were mashed potatoes and gravy.
What Should You Actually Name Your Baby?
How about Batman.
Which "Friends" Character Should You Hide In Your Basement?
Forever.
What Will Destroy You?
Something out there will destroy you. Find out what it is!
The Ultimate Guide To Canceling Plans
Something is about to come up.
The 9 Awful Stages Of Getting A Voicemail
Never leave a message.
29 Dogs That Can, In Fact, Handle It Right Now
They... totally can.
What Dessert Matches Your Personality?
God, you're such a pie.
How Tired Are You?
Sleepy or dead?
Let This Thing Predict Your Love Life
Just ask our dating forecaster a yes or no question, like a Magic 8-Ball.