Joanna Borns
The Real Guide To Dressing For Your Body Shape
Now THIS is how you dress a pear.
Joanna Borns
17 Problems Every Type-B Person Will Understand
Everybody just chill.
Joanna Borns
Are You Definitely Not A People Person?
Just say no to small talk.
Joanna Borns
50 Terrible Things That Are Better Than Listening To A Voicemail
Ban voicemails.
Joanna Borns
11 Struggles Only Ice Cream Shop Workers Understand
Oh, you want 5,000 free samples?
Joanna Borns
What Your Name Says About Your Future
What were your parents thinking?
Joanna Borns
The Nightmare Of Shopping At Trader Joe's In Manhattan
The entire store is the line.
Joanna Borns
17 Warning Signs Your Relationship With Nutella Is Spiraling Out Of Control
Nutella is a lifestyle.
Joanna Borns
23 Extremely Cute Bunnies Hiding Terrible Secrets
So cute, but what are they hiding???
Joanna Borns
The Absolute Most Super Effective Beach Coverups For Summer
Hide those swimsuits, ladies.
Joanna Borns
Do You Win At Eating?
Can you eat a whole pizza or what?
Joanna Borns
This $495 Footstool Looks Like A Nightmare
For a cool $495, a fuzzy 30-lb nightmare beast could be in your living room.
Joanna Borns
The 13 Soul-Crushing Stages Of Looking For A Job
Cover letters are the work of Satan.
Joanna Borns
What Your Favorite Color Says About Pfffffftttt Nothing Matters
Your favorite color means nothing.
Joanna Borns
Are You The Worst?
Have you left a voicemail today?
Joanna Borns
15 Things That Would Be Better As Donuts
Basically everything.
Joanna Borns
The Important Case For Eating Pizza While Walking
It doesn't come with a built-in bread handle for nothing.
Joanna Borns
Who Is Your Arch Nemesis?
Your one true enemy is out there. Watching. Waiting.
Joanna Borns
The Definitive "Hot Or Not" Ranking Of '90s Heartthrobs
Featuring everyone you ever crushed on, ever.
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