Joanna Borns
17 Inspirational Sayings That Are Actually Realistic
It's time to keep it real.
Joanna Borns
QUIZ: Are You A Walking Disaster?
Oh no, look out!
Joanna Borns
The Problem With Duck Face, According To Actual Ducks
Ducks take major issue with those selfies.
Joanna Borns
Mason Jars Are Ending This Charade Once And For All
It's over.
Joanna Borns
20 Reasons You Should Get Your Own Damn Food
Or risk losing a finger.
Joanna Borns
18 Reasons To Fall In Love With Public Restrooms
Discover the magic.
Joanna Borns
For Everyone Who Constantly Spills Food On Themselves
You're not alone. It's time to rise up and spill proudly as one.
Joanna Borns
26 Times Fall Foliage Went Too Far
Hey, leaves, you don't have to tart yourselves up like this. Have some dignity.
Joanna Borns
If Goosebumps Novels Were Written For 20-Somethings
What if R.L. Stine's spooky frightmares were tailored for adults?
Joanna Borns
A Full Bodysuit Is The Only Halloween Costume You'll Ever Need
You'll never find a more perfect costume. Don't even try.
Joanna Borns
15 Times "The Dr. Oz Show" Was Basically A Terrifying Acid Trip
It's weirder than you ever imagined. And yes, he's a real doctor.
Joanna Borns
19 Things Kids Can Get Away With That Adults Just Can't
When kids do it, it's cute; when you do it you get arrested.
Joanna Borns
Quiz: Warped Tour Band Or Romance Novel?
Pop punk bands sound an awful lot like the romance best-sellers list.
Joanna Borns
The Top 9 Breathing Sounds In Britney Spears Songs
Ha hoo heh huh huff.
Joanna Borns
10 Reasons Barilla Shouldn't Have A Gay Family In Its Commercials
Look, guys, spaghetti is straight.
Joanna Borns
19 Perfectly Reasonable Ways Abercrombie & Fitch Could Make A Comeback
Let's recapture the lost magic of the early aughts. As a company mired in controversy and dropping sales, Abercrombie & Fitch has to do something.
Joanna Borns
Take Your Style To The Next Level With Snakes
The perfect accessory for every occasion is a coldblooded friend.
Joanna Borns
19 Reasons Raisins Should Be Put In Jail
Somebody call the food police.
Joanna Borns
15 Ways To Do Sweater Weather Right
When the temperature drops, put on a sweater, or else.
Joanna Borns
17 Things Everyone Wants To Do On A First Date But Shouldn't
First dates are the worst.
Joanna Borns
