What Kind Of Old Person Will You Be?
Your senior fate awaits.
Literally Just A Bunch Of Really Funny Tweets
Dead.
19 Of The Best Things That Ever Happened In A Grocery Store
Running your errands isn't always so bad.
19 Really Juicy Confessions From Uber Drivers
"I get a lot of sex from my passengers." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
23 Things That Are Metal As Fuck
EXIT LIGHT, ENTER NIGHT.
31 "Friends" Jokes That Never Get Old
No, Ross, I ~had sex~ in high school.
We Need To Talk About The Mannequins At Forever 21
It's time we got to the ~bottom~ of this.
21 Of The Most Awesome Things To Ever Happen In A Target
Besides you managing to leave without spending ALL OF YOUR MONEY.
People Are Not Taking The Demise Of The Twitter Fave Well
Stars are now hearts and everyone's is broken.
11 Immediate Reactions To Twitter Killing Favorites
Because you have seen a heart before, but are too stupid to recognize a star.
These Three Questions Will Determine Which Kind Of Man Turns You On
Find out who secretly gets you going.
30 Halloween Costumes That Put All Of Us To Shame
Uggggggh, why didn't we think of these?
For Everyone Who Wasn't Allowed To Celebrate Halloween
"Why celebrate a 'pagan holiday' when you can play Bible-themed ring toss?" - your parents
These Guys Greeted Strangers At The Airport And It Will Make You Feel Things
Every airport should have a hugging service.
21 Words You Don't Really Understand Unless You're From Florida
Time to break out your winter hoodie.
31 Tweets About Fast Food That Will Actually Make You Laugh
"My autobiography would just be a long Taco Bell receipt."
27 Vines That Will 100% Make You Laugh
"It's frickin' bats!"
There Are So Many More Penis Emojis Now
Thanks to iOS 9.1, we can now think beyond the eggplant.
19 GIFs That Will Make You Say "Ahhhhhhh"
Breathe in. Breathe out.
25 Photos That Meat Eaters Will Never Understand
You've heard one bacon joke, you've heard 'em all.