The 25 Most Ironic Things Of All Time
Insert Alanis Morissette joke here.
15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About "Sesame Street"
Cookie Monster has a first name! And more.
21 Struggles Every Cashier Will Recognize
"Are you open?"
A History Of Parody Twitter Accounts From 2010 To 2013
Before there was @PharrellHat, there was @AngiesRightLeg.
The 20 Chillest Things That Ever Happened
You might want to turn up the Jimmy Buffett for this one. Or don't, it's all good.
"A Potato Flew Around My Room" Is The World's Catchiest New Meme
Excuse the mess it made.
23 Reasons Living In Florida Ruins You For Life
I'm sorry, what is this "snow shovel" that you speak of?
19 Signs You Grew Up Eating Health Food Before It Was Cool
Before there was gluten-free, there were... your hippie parents.
19 Ways To Celebrate Halloween Like A Dad
Because if you don't ~hilariously~ prank your kids, who will?
Ruth Baby Ginsburg Officially Wins Halloween
This costume is SUPREME.
15 Facts You'll Want To Tell All Your Friends
Too bad there's no Doritos emoji!
25 Awkward Moments Every Girl Understands
May all thine enemies rub their eyes, forgetting they're wearing eyeliner.
17 Secrets Morning People Won't Tell You
Early to bed, early to rise makes a person AWESOME.
POLL: How Financially Independent Are You As A Twentysomething?
See how you compare with your peers when it comes to $$$.
21 People Who Are Even Bigger Smart-Asses Than You
Now THAT'S an accomplishment.
15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About The Bible
Like that time Moses checked out God's butt. (It's in there.)
20 Things Everyone Does But No One Admits To
It's not just you! (Inspired by this Reddit thread.)
13 Disappointing Facts About The Kardashians
Ugh, let's all change our careers to "reality TV personality."
17 Facts You Won't Believe Are True
Hope you're sitting down for this one.
21 Questions All Bros Must Answer Immediately
Please write your responses on the back of your DMB ticket stubs.