Dear Joe Wilson,
Kthxbye.
Jack Shepherd, Age 8.
I don't even care if this is photo shopped, this is still the single most glorious thing I think I have ever seen on the internet, ever.
Ball Drop
Part game, part science experiment. Draw lines to divert the falling balls and make music.
Pup-cakes!
OMFG! Cupcake puppies! So. Cute.
Adorable Panda Bread
Awwwww.
What's Wrong With This Picture?
Alternately: What is so, so right with this picture?
Candy Fireworks
The incredibly patient artist known as PES put together this short stop motion vid of candy fireworks, combining my two greatest passions: Explosives and sugar. This is beautiful.
Personal Fireworks
Because of these hard economic times, many towns won't be having fireworks this year. So here's a link to some clicky virtual fireworks. Come Saturday, you'll be all set- Just sit and click the night away in a drunken daze as you reflect upon how these virtual fireworks are a metaphor for your sad, pathetic life. Happy 4th!
Too Soon?
Yeeaaahh!
Mother of the Year Video
Suck up to your mom today with a customized Mother of the Year video. Ironically, my mom emailed this to me. A hint?
How To Write A Paper
Do you have a paper due Monday? I do! Michael Harper walks us through the process.
Do You Have Pig Flu?
Do I have the dreaded Mexican death? How can they be sure? I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, WEB PAGE! I don't believe you.
Antarctic Ice Chunks Going Rogue
Well, that's it. We're screwed. First eye leeches, then swine flu- Now this. Happy End of Days, y'all.
I Feel Cream
I am really not sure how to feel about this fan-made music video for Peaches' new song, "I Feel Cream." What just happened here? Is this real life? Is this going to be forever?