"I can't imagine ever shaking another hand."
Elizabeth Gillies Impersonating Angelina Jolie's 2000 Academy Awards Speech Brought A Smile To My Face Today
"I'm surprised nobody's ever fainted up here."
"How long does it take one person to type Massachusetts?"
"Congrats! You’ve unlocked the Ryan Reynolds Fan Club Mint Level membership status."
"Thirty, flirty, and thriving."
"My self-isolation buddy."
"Home Alone With My Thoughts."
The one with the alphabet.
"Today is March 98th…"
Hilary Duff's Husband, Matthew Koma, Posted A Bunch Of Unflattering Pics Of Her And Somehow This Is Relationship Goals
"These are all photo shopped."
Backstreet's socially distancing…alright!
This is wild to me.
"At least we have Tiger King."
"I also think a lot of things are contagious, including generosity."
I'm sorry, I've been binge-watching A LOT of Bones.
It's harder than you'd think!
Michelle Obama Gave Ellen DeGeneres An Update On What Her Family's Been Doing During This Quarantine
"We're just happy that we're together."
Kerry! Reese! Joshua in tighty-whities!
Stream away, kids!
"WHAT DAY IS IT EVEN?"