Poland Says Yes to Castrating Pedophiles
You know that horrible thought you’ve never been able to say aloud about pedophiles? Poland just did. The country’s new law has put the rubber stamp on chemical castration of all pedophiles convicted of raping a child under the age of fifteen.
Texas Schools Admit Abstinence-Only Ed. Doesn’t Work
School districts across Texas are introducing a whole new sex ed. curriculum this school year, and guess what’s not on it? Abstinence only. Turns out the state with one of the highest rates of teen pregnancies in the entire country has finally figured it out - their kids aren’t actually abstinent!
Stream the Where The Wild Things Are Soundtrack!
Let the wild rumpus begin! The Where the Wild Things soundtrack is now streaming online in all its emo glory. And although I’m sure it will betray some lack of musical breeding, I have to admit I dig soundtracks that incorporate clips from the action rather than straight songplay. In this case, it gives us that extra taste of rumpus-ing and what not that the trailer hasn’t provided.
Http://blogs.babble.com/strollerderby/2009/09/28/can-adult-forgive-polanskis-crime-against-a-kid/
Let’s get this straight. An adult male sleeps with a thirteen-year-old child, gets convicted, then runs away. And Samantha Geimer says she got over Roman Polanski having sex with her long ago, so we should all get over it and leave him alone? The court of public opinion has swayed toward Polanski rather quickly since his arrest over the weekend, with entire countries (not just bloggers) calling for his release. Geimer’s declaration that she “got over it a long time ago” has only fueled the fire.
A Lesson in Homelessness for Just $95!
The new American Girl doll is just like any girl in America - struggling with the economic downturn. In fact Gwen Thompson is homeless. But don’t expect the average American girl to afford her. If you want to teach your little darlings about the harsh realities of the world, you’ll have to pay $95 for the honor.
Four New Stories Behind Buzz Lightyear
Disney/Pixar has brushed off an old classic for fall viewing with the special Toy Story and Toy Story 2 in 3D double feature hitting theaters next week. This week, they gave hardcore Toy Story fans a little taste of the behind the magic: where Buzz Lightyear came from. Turns out everyone’s favorite toy room interloper is near and dear to Pixar Chief Creative Officer John Lasseter’s heart. So what does Lasseter reveal:
Kanye Interrupts Little Kids
A lot of the outrage against Kanye West last week seemed to center around Taylor Swift’s age. At nineteen, folks said, she’s just a kid. Perhaps the outrage should have held off on the indignation. The rude rapper’s moved on to Strawberry Shortcake, Lazy Town’s Stephanie and some of our favorite kids. A taste:
Suri Cruise’s Heels: Good Enough for Your Kid?
Let’s face it: I’m old. And I chase a four-year-old around. I don’t get to wear anything higher than a sneaker these days. So call it jealousy . . . or sanity . . . I was a tad disturbed when I saw Suri Cruise strutting her stuff in kitten heels the other day. Reported by our own Sunny Chanel over on Babble’s Droolicious, the picture shows the world’s most famous three-year-old in a pair of sparkly heels that are definitely higher than anything I’ve worn in the past five years (four years of my child’s life PLUS pregnancy).
They Say: Born in Winter, You’ll Never Catch Up
What if the day you’re born, you could already tell how long you’ll live and how well you’ll do in school? Scientists think they can. But where studies have long posited that a winter birthday is to blame for poor test scores, lower earnings and poor long-term health, there’s a new theory about birthdays.
Ellen Pompeo Names Her Kid for a Fruit Bat
When I heard the name of Grey’s Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo’s new baby girl, I took a page from the Godfather and went for the mattresses. Well, a little to the left of the mattress, actually - the kid’s bookshelf. Because Pompeo’s pick had a ring to it that was awfully familiar. And then I found it - Stella Luna Pompeo Ivery (Ellen is married to Chris Ivery) does indeed share her name with a fruit bat created by Janell Cannon.
Baby Boy is 19 Pounds at Birth!
I ached until I read the word “cesearean” in a report about the mom who gave birth to a nineteen-pounder in Indonesia today. Nineteen pounds! That’s my cat and half another cat put together!
Breastfeeding Bad for the Testicles?
Remember the little study that explored a possible link between breastfeeding and autism? Scientists are adding to the list: they say pesticides showing up in mom’s milk may be causing testicular trouble down the line.
Miss Virginia Shaves Her Head
n January, she took to the stage in a black bikini to compete for the Miss America crown. This week, Miss Virginia 2008 Tara Wheeler sat down to shave her hair off to help fight kid’s cancer. She passed her crown on in June, so Wheeler doesn’t need the locks that will be shorn to hold it up anymore. Instead, she’s turning her head into a walking billboard of sorts for the St. Baldrick’s Foundation, a national non-profit which raises money for children’s cancer research and treatment.
Coming Soon: LEGO the Movie and the Board Game
Two of the coolest toys on the planet and the two dreaded opponents of parent’s feet come late night stumble to the bathroom have joined forces. LEGO is going to make a board game. We’re expecting eensy weensy pieces - preferably brick shaped. Better for our feet - word has it they’re making a LEGO movie too.
Gays, Kids Books and Why You Can’t Take ‘em Off the Shelves
The book contained “pro-gay” messages, so why does one librarian in Colorado remind a questioning patron the book very much belongs in the children’s section? Because children’s books aren’t about children’s topics. In a measured and balanced response to a patron’s demands that Uncle Bobby’s Wedding be cast off the shelves of the Douglas County Libraries, a librarian offers a look beyond the issues of any particular book and any adult’s particular viewpoint.
Gay Baby Boom Hits ABC This Week in Modern Family
Gay characters are finally starting to mount up on primetime, but few have gotten all the way to “and baby makes three.” Gay parenting is about to get the big shot at the national stage courtesy of the Modern Family premiere on ABC this Wednesday. (WARNING: Minor spoilers ahead) And even with Ed O’Neill in an Al Bundy-esque role as grandpa to the newly adopted daughter of Cameron and Mitchell, the best news about this show is room has been left to celebrate the triumph of two guys raising a child on TV. And it can still be funny.
Dad Shaves Shoplifting Daughter’s Head
Talk about extreme discipline. A Florida roofer has been arrested for shaving his daughter’s head as a punishment. The girl, he said, shoplifted jewelry from Wal-Mart, then later used a Game Boy without permission. He’s also been charged with using a belt on the eleven-year-old girl. And his charge of child abuse has been tied in court documents to both the physical abuse of the belt and the mental implications of shaving the girl’s head.
Charles Dickens Was a Stickler for Neat Bedrooms
It seems odd taking parenting advice from the guy whose best-loved characters were orphans, but a new biography on Charles Dickens is apparently shedding light on the OCD way to get your kids to clean up their rooms. The Oliver Twist and Great Expectations‘ author had a penchant for making inspections of his kids’ bedrooms and leaving them detailed notes when he decided they weren’t up to snuff. Perhaps his desire for having everything ship-shape and bristol fashion came from a childhood spent sharing an attic bedroom with four other Dickenses?
Billy Bob Teeth Go Elvis Baby
Here’s one pacifier that’s made for Little Sister. They call it the Lil’ King, and there’s no doubt this snarling pair of Billy Bob teeth for babies is straight outta “the ghetto.” Elvis sang it honey – “don’t you understand, that child needs a helping hand,” so slip this hilarious pacifier in their mouth and let them suck their way to sleep.
Five Best Videos of Kids Riffing On the Beatles
living is easy with eyes closed, but it’s much more fun when you have your eyes on these cute kids doing Beatle jams. So let us take you down, cause we’re going to . . . our favorite videos of baby Beatles: