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Jessica Alba Gets Her Griddle On

If you’re dyslexic, quite possibly you think this is a post about Jessica Alba and a girdle, but no such luck. Jessica Alba was seen on the weekend with husband Cash Warren, daughter Honor Marie and friends leaving The Griddle Cafe in West Hollywood for breakfast.

Patrick Dempsey @ Holmstead Miami Speedway

I would be remiss if I let this weekend pass without posting this series of pictures of Patrick Dempsey competing at the 2009 Grand-Am Rolex Sports Car Series at Homestead-Miami Speedway in Florida. I have no idea whether he won this race or not, nor do I care. He’s Patrick Dempsey, and he’s hot. He’s Number 1 in my book regardless of the outcome of this race. His smile could totally melt the glaciers that are coursing through my veins. Pictures after the break

Mariah Carey Celebrates Hubby's 29th Birthday

Mariah Carey and hubby Nick Cannon celebrated his 29th birthday at The Bank Nightclub at the Bellagio in where else but Vegas baby. I can only imagine the gift that Nick received from Mimi. Maybe it’s the Christmas recording she is going to record with her mother. Says Mimi: “I’m going to record another Christmas song, with my mother. I’m going to sing in my style, and she is going to sing operatic, which is her style.” Who’s kidding who? He’s probably going to get a Maserati or something. Happy freakin birthday Nick.

Christina Aguilera & Family Hit The Pumpkin Patch

Christina Aguilera looks fabulous as she and husband Jordan Bratman and their son Max hit the pumpkin patch of the celebrities Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood. Christina recently told Cosmopolitan Magazine that she considers the female form much hotter than the male’s: “I think women are such sensual beings. And, I mean, I’m attracted to men ultimately – I’m married and I love my husband and I love what we do together. “But honestly? If I had the choice between viewing a naked man or a naked woman, I’d choose the woman. We’re just naturally sexier and more beautiful to look at.” Hell yes!! And she feels sexiest when she’s in her birthday suit:

The Girls From 'The Hills'

Lo Bosworth and Stephanie Pratt met for lunch at Breadbar the other day and then Stephanie Pratt & Audrina Partridge met for some time at the salon and had some champagne while doing so. Who does that? I didn’t get champagne when I had my Brazilian. And trust me, if there was ever a time I could have used a buzz, it would have been when wax strips were being ripped from my nether regions. Audrina, Stephanie and Lo also met at Milk for lunch. These times together of course were for the filming of The Hills. I’m really tardy with the postings these last couple of days. My bad.

Matt Damon Films 'The Adjustment Bureau'

Matt Damon is on the set of The Adjustment Bureau filming in New York city with his stunt double Aaron Vexler. Recently the New England Genealogical Society found that he and his BFF Ben Affleck are 10th cousins, once removed! Apparently they found that ‘Damon and Affleck both descend from William Knowlton Jr., a bricklayer who came to the states from England in the 1630s and settled in Ipswich, Mass.’

This Is Your Pierce Brosnan Fix

Someone very dear to me loves Pierce Brosnan and I know she is not alone! Pierce has a very strong following of women (and men) with impeccable taste. He, along with Cheryl Hines and Alec Baldwin are at the 17th International Hamptons Film Festival. I didn’t even know they had one. I really need to read up on my celebrity gossip a little bit more. They happen to be at the afterparty for ‘Serious Moonlight’. Cheryl Hines directed this movie and it sounds fabulous: A high-powered attorney duct tapes her adulterous husband to the toilet … right before their home is invaded by burglars I may contact my lawyer because the duct tape to the toilet idea sounds a little bit too familiar to me. The movie has an incredible cast: Kristen Bell, Justin Long, Meg Ryan, Timothy Hutton and more. The release date is set for December 4.

Start Your Englines. It's Patrick Dempsey

First Pierce Brosnan, now McDreamy himself, Patrick Dempsey. The only thing to top this off would be french fries and cake that were delicious, healthy and calorie free. That, or I open my door and Kiefer Sutherland is standing there professing his undying love for me. A girl can dream, right? Patrick is at the Homestead Miami Speedway ahead of the Rolex Series race that takes place tomorrow. Let the drooling begin.

Ben Affleck Films 'The Town'

The excitement of today is almost unbearable. Ben Affleck with a buzzed haircut is seen filming scenes for his movie ‘The Town’ that is currently filming in Boston. He serves as writer, director and star of this movie that isn’t going to be released until September, 2010. Patience is not one of my best qualities. Especially when it involves some hot manmeat. Blake Lively and Jon Hamm also star in this movie!

Mischa Barton Gets Free Stuff

Mischa Barton is all smiles while attending the Sony VAIO/Windows 7 celebratory launch in New York last night despite her series being cancelled after two episodes in the can. And why not? She’s got a Sony bag that looks suspiciously like the size of a notebook or laptop. Who cares if your life implodes around you when you get free stuff? These celebrities are living la vida loca. Meanwhile Housewife, Jill Zarin seems to be hanging with Peter Facinelli and I can’t say I approve. If Peter’s wife Jennie Garth needs a girlfriend’s help, I am here! Peter is heading back to Vancouver to film Twilight’s Eclipse.

Natalie Portman & Mila Kunis @ American Ballet Gala

Life imitates art as Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis attend the American Ballet Theatre’s 2009 Fall Gala. Mila and Natalie are starring in Black Swan together. Mila recently told Fox news that she has been training rigorously for the role: “I’ve been studying for the past month, seven days a week, four to five hours a day of doing ballet, cardio and pilates and I have two more months before choreography begins. “This ballet I’m doing you can’t fake it. Your body has to be structured differently, your hips have to be turned out, your shoulders have to be turned in, everything in your body is not natural, so I’m learning everyday.” The rumour about the film is that Natalie and Mila will have a steamy same-sex love scene between them in this thriller. Also attending the gala were Emmy Rossum her boyfriend Adam Duritz, Joanna Garcia, Iman and Veronica Webb.

Kourtney Kardashian Baby Shops

Kourtney Kardashian and her mother Kris Jenner go baby shopping while filming their reality show. Kourtney took to her Twitter page to confess her sweet cravings for Famous Cupcakes: “Honestly it’s worth the LBs. Those famous cupcakes are sooooo addicting. I need rehab! LOL Immm obsessed! She even has sweet cravings for breakfast: “My most intense craving was a waffle with butter and syrup. weirdest maybe a relish and mayo sandwich, but only once thank god!” Did you have cravings during your pregnancy?

Katie Holmes & Suri Get Ice Cream

I love the look on Suri’s face in that picture. It’s like ‘I could totally buy your ass’!! One day that little girl will be able to buy all of our asses. She’s a doll and looks to be quite animated. I love that. Katie Holmes, her mom and Suri Cruise are seen getting some ice cream at Sprinkles at the Faneuil Hall Marketplace in Boston. They are there while Tombo films his latest movie ‘Wichita’.

'Law Abiding Citizen' Premieres in Los Angeles

Why Gerry, is that a lens in your hand or are you just happy to see me? Those eyes!!! Gerard Butler looked to be in fine form at the premiere of his movie ‘Law Abiding Citizen’ in which he stars with Jamie Foxx and also serves as producer. Some of his poses and facial expressions are priceless. And by priceless I mean call me Gerry. Let’s get this crazy assed ‘tension’ dealt with once and for all. There were many people at this premiere including F. Gary Gray, Jamie Foxx of course, Tyrese Gibson, Sanaa Lathan, Viola Davis, Tasha Smith, Regina Hall and tons of others. Pictures after the break…if you can handle it

Does Russell Brand Heart Katy Perry??

My uterus just slammed shut. As if today wasn’t bad enough (don’t ask), to hear that it is possible Russell Brand has found L-O-V-E saddens my hormones. He hearts Katy Perry so much he is vowing to end his womanizing ways. Say it aint so. A source told Britain’s Sun newspaper: “Russell has had a crush on Katy for ages and was like an excited schoolboy after they got together. “He really sees her as an ideal catch and is prepared to stop seeing other girls. “He doesn’t want to talk about it yet as he doesn’t want to blow his chances.” I don’t think the Sun has the best reputation, however, he’s holding hands with her in that picture. It’s Russell Brand. Since when does he hold hands? Pinch me, please

The Nicole Richie Accident Scene

As reported earlier, Nicole Richie and her mother (I didn’t include that fact) were rear-ended by a couple of paparazzo’s while driving in Beverly Hills. Nicole was complaining of pain (although it’s uncertain if she went to the hospital) and the driver was arrested for driving without a license which is considered a misdemeanor. Here are pictures of the scene which shows the papper being escorted to the pokey and the police investigating the scene.