Ilana Glazer
Frankie Muniz Has A Soul Patch
Frankie Muniz has a band! ...And the facial hair to match.
Ilana Glazer
Taylor Lautner Photoshop Disaster
True Disaster! Taylor Lautner's abs are some other hot guy's abs! But rest assured, Taylor Lautner's abs are still... also hot. eM0t1Onal r0ll3r cO@$t3r.
Ilana Glazer
Justin Bieber Got A Tumblr
...and it turns out he's a little kid. "Okay if you're just gonna be mean, don't bother asking me a question." :( Whew, this is gonna be rough.
Ilana Glazer
Pam Anderson Looks Scarysad
At a fashion show for her new wrestling line, Pam Anderson wobbled down the runway crying glitter. Crack's the new coke!
Ilana Glazer
Pete Wentz = Still Lame
Pete Wentz designed some clothes that other people made for him.
Ilana Glazer
Stoned Chick Plays Super Mario
Watch Ilana walk you through Super Mario.
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Maxim Explores 7 Types Of A$$holes
My favorite is the Informed Asshole, but the last one is a shout out to YOU, reader!
Ilana Glazer
Mezhgan Hussainy
Simon Cowell's new girlfriend Mezhgan Hussainy is a bit older than his usual companions, but reports are that he is "enamoured," and the two are about to go public with their love.
Ilana Glazer
Weatherman Drama Queen
DC and Baltimore's favorite weatherman, Jim Kosek, is the most convincing weatherman ever.
Ilana Glazer
Cindy McCain Supports Gay Marriage
Cindy McCain wants the world to know that party doesn't matter when it comes to supporting marriage equality. And finally, she's embracing her White Witch look. Great strides, Cin'!
Ilana Glazer
Same-Age Celebs
Celebrities, aged 17-25, organized by age and picture. I wish they had this for every celebrity ever, including dead people with their birth years.
Ilana Glazer
Drug Made Of Poo
This sh*t is serious! Jenkem is a drug made in prisons and impoverished countries, cultivated from the fermented urine and feces fumes. Yum! Anybody wanna get heeeeigh?
Ilana Glazer
Girl Ruins Christmas Mass
As if church weren't awkward enough, little Melissa Bell shares her depressing Xmas tale... during mass. Way to steal Jesus's thunder.
Ilana Glazer
Puppy Squeaks!
This is so cute it's almost repulsive. Tiny puppy = tiny vocal cords = itty bitty squeal-barks. And those little ears and that little nose... Okay, I have to watch 2Girls 1Cup or something now, I can't take this anymore.
Ilana Glazer
Little Boy Seriously Impressed With Lobsters
This little dude is trying to keep it cool (re: Hawaiin shirt) around the clawing creatures his dad unpacks from a box, but he literally cannot contain himself. And it's A-DORABLE.
Ilana Glazer
Noah Cyrus Sings 'Smack That' And Smacks Her Butt
Noah Cyrus steals the show backstage snack area with her rendition of "Smack That." Ain't no shame, 9-year old, do yo' thang! Just make sure you stay away from cocaine as long as you can hold out! [Matt's note: this appears to be right before they hold hands and pray]
Ilana Glazer
Statutory Rape Ad
This image seems to encourage statutory rape more than it warns against it. Perhaps the point was just to creep out the viewer, in which case: done and done. I'm gonna go take a boiling shower.
Ilana Glazer
Twilight With Steve Cooper
Late-night will soon be available on the small(est) screen, and it's actually entertaining -- sorry, Chelsea Handler! The trailer for Twilight With Steve Cooper just released, and it looks like sh*t gets nutty (ie. public masturbation). Finally, there's a talk show I can relate to.
Ilana Glazer
When I Had Braces...
There's a new blog devoted to the lowest/grossest/greasiest point in your life: when you had braces. At least the reflection from the the flash distracts the eye from the rest of the picture. You wished.
Ilana Glazer
Sarah Palin Fans Still Really Dumb
Sarah Palin's die-hard fans wait for her outside of Borders for over an hour because she stands for one nation under... um... Well, because she believes in the true spirit of... er... They don't really know why they love her, but they do. A LOLT.
Ilana Glazer
