10 Things The Westboro Baptist Church Does Like
In an effort to post more positive non-dinosaur related posts, I fired off a few e-mails to the Westboro Baptist Church to try to find out if there is anything they do actually like. Quelle surprise! There is. Here are the replies I received.
Jurassic Park: The Game
Telltale Games are dead to me have announced a new episodic series of games based around the events in the first movie and there's no Jeff Goldblum. This is what's wrong with the gaming industry today.
First-Grader Paleontologist
Riley, the little paleontologist that could, explains all about 5 different carnivore dinosaurs whilst blasting some Guns N' Roses.
Dinosaur Themed Valentine's Day Cards
If you're anything like me, there's only one way to really celebrate Valentines Day: sending dinosaur themed cards to your ex, who was a total bitch and... *ahem* anyway, here they are. I'm so lonely.
The T-Rex Diet
Want the svelte figure and tiny arms of prehistory's sexiest tyrant lizard? Here's how. For the fewest possible calories, be sure to order your kittens without cheese.
Steven Spielberg Is An Idiot
After the catastrophic failure that was Jurassic Park (and my many letters) you'd think he'd be done with dinosaurs, but no, he's back producing a new TV show for Fox all about the filthy bastards. Here's the trailer for Terra Nova, which ruined the Superbowl for everybody.
Cthuluhusaurus Rex
Reddit user KnowDunnyBlowsEther created this abomination of Cthulhu and a T-Rex. Ugh! Via Turtlefeed, who knows how to scare me [dinosaurs, it's always dinosaurs].
10 New Dinosaurs Discovered Last Year
A small selection of the new dinosaur species discovered in 2010, a majority of them from China. (Plenty more here.)
Reason #12458 To Drop Out
Drop out now kids, don't be this guy. Be me or at least be my friend; Facebook me. [ via Geekologie ]
Jurassic Park Theme Slowed Down By 1000%
Afghanistan-based musician Birdfeeder slowed down the Jurassic Park theme by 1000% to create an hour long symphony. I prefer my version, 'Jurassic Park Theme Stopped'. (Via /Film.)
Dick Figures - Steakosaurus
Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-travelling.
Therapsids Are Cooler Than Dinosaurs
While you were busy crying about how your childhood was ruined after finding out that the Triceratops is really just a juvenile Torosaurus, Wikipedians have been filling out the details on a MUCH COOLER group of prehistoric creatures: the mammal-like reptiles known as therapsids. Where were these when I was a kid?
Dinosaurs: Never Forget
As we look upon this new year and the future ahead, let us not forget those who came before us.
The Story of Life, As Told With Fingers
Cyriak made this surreal short illustrating the abridged story of life on earth for Showtime.
Dinosaur Superheroes
Dinosaurs wouldn't have died off if they had superheroes! This image series is an elementary school boy's dream.
The Avengersaurs
How's this for an elseworlds tale? Marvel characters ruinedre-imagined as dinosaurs. Thanks d.r3sto, who promises to ruin even more in the future.
How The Dinosaurs Went Extinct In The Wild West
It wasn't a meteor. It wasn't climate change. It wasn't aliens. It was all natural selection.
Dino D-Day
Check out the trailer for the soon to be game-of-the-year, Dino D-Day, a FPS where you kill nazi dinosaurs. Really. I've always wanted to sock a dinosaur on the nose.
Why Having A Dinosaur Roommate Sucks
Because it's a dinosaur, right? Right?
A Shark Fighting A T-Rex On The Moon [NSFW]
Go sharkie! You can do... wait, is that a penis? Oh God, so many penises. [ Reddit, context ]