
The Perfect Parody Of Fashion Bloggers
"LEATHER OR LACE?!" the young fashion blogger shrieks as she sets the Alexander Wang boutique on fire, her screams rising above the flames.

If This Week Were An Episode Of "Scandal"
Washington could use a little Olivia Pope right about now.

5 Restaurant Chains That Should Be Optioned For Movies
A movie based on the popular restaurant chain Medieval Times is in the works — but why stop there?

5 Epic News Dumps On The Year's Craziest Day
As the world obsessively followed the Boston manhunt, it was an ideal time for organizations to dump news they hoped the world would ignore. Two more seasons of Glee! Marissa Mayer speaks!

Boston Bombing Suspect's Classmate: "He Was Cool Bro"
"I used to smoke mad blunts with him." Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's acquaintances and former classmates react to the news on Twitter.

5 Things You Need To Know About The Facts, Rumor, And Speculation Around The Boston Marathon Explosion
Theorists are making connections to Newtown, Patriots' Day, and Waco.

The Fashion Industry Loves Christine Quinn
The NYC mayoral candidate gets courted by Cosmo and has an upcoming feature in Vogue.

13 Alternative Haggadahs To Brighten Up Your Passover Seder
Did you know there's a Haggadah for Buddhists? And hip hop fans?

Meet The Rapper Who Inspired James Franco's "Spring Breakers" Character
His songs include "My Fork" and "Pots 'N Pans."

What Is A Subtweet?
Additionally: what is an "intimifave," or a "canoe tweet," and why do they all make everyone so upset?

Your Artsy Instagram Is Not Original
And you're missing out on everything that doesn't fit into a square.

Drugs, Sex Toys And Other Things One Woman Saw Cleaning Mansions For A Living
"I had to go back into the bedroom to grab the vacuum, and the homeowner was standing in his massive closet, butt-naked."

The Woman Who Finds Advocates For Neglected Children
"We had a volunteer take the stand in court and say she didn't think the children were on a good diet because they ate potato chips all the time. That's really not our concern here."

The Oscars Prove It: Nail Art Is Dead
Rest in peace, gaudy manicures. For Hollywood's biggest night, plenty of celebrities wore no nail polish at all.

9 Sexist Things That Happened At The Oscars
The opening was a song about boobs, and it just went on from there.

"Women Can't Have It All" Author Doesn't Want To Be Sheryl Sandberg's Enemy
"No Steinem/Friedan feud here!"

It Took Four Hours To Make The First Vine Resume
Dawn Siff explains how she made her viral video resume using Vine.

The 16 Craziest Oscar Fashion Moments Of All Time
Someone once wore a dress made out of credit cards.

Confessions Of A College Admissions Officer
"Money won't guarantee you a spot unless you've donated tens of millions of dollars. You pretty much need to have your name on a building."

Meet The World's Most Famous Human Blow-Up Doll
She's pretty much the most important person at fashion shows these days.