Artist Creates Bizarre Anatomical Jewelry
French artist Lou Giesen has gone all meta by designing jewelry for the human body USING the human body. I'm pretty sure Jeffrey Dahmer would be the first in line to try these babies on.
Chimp Prodigy Can Solve Memory Puzzle In 60 Milliseconds
Ayumu the chimp can remember both the location and order of a set of numbers in less time than it takes for most people to even process what we're seeing.
Bowser Actually Exists IRL
Quick, someone call Mario and Luigi!
22 Anti-Valentine's Day Cards From Etsy Just For You
Admit it: you hate this stupid holiday too, and anyone who says they don't is just fueling an overrated Hallmark holiday. So buy some of these on Etsy and let everyone know what's really on your mind this year.
The Wildest Party Of 2012
LETTUCE all get down and party! No, but seriously this is invite only and we already have three more people than our table can seat. Sorry about that.
World's Coolest Grandparents Sing Blues Inspired Happy Birthday
Hey Josh, happy birthday! Also, grandma-I will no longer accept your stupid cards and $5 checks for my birthdays if it's not accompanied with an impromptu blues rendition of "Happy Birthday".
If Video Game Characters Had Their Own Facebook Pages
They would look just as terrible as the rest of us. Can you say GPOY?
The Best Of Haters Gonna Hate You'll See All Day
Let this be inspiration for all of you who are too self-conscious to walk outside in that tuxedo so you can ride your moped to the local Walmart. Just do you, 'cause HATERS GONNA HATE.
Cat Is Having A Hard Time Capturing This Piece Of Wallpaper
I really hope that one day this cat is able to reach his adorable dreams. (Psst...I secretly don't because that means I couldn't watch him do this anymore).
Supercut Of T.V. Shows Referencing Other T.V. Shows
I think pleated-jeans has stumbled into some strange pop-culture quantum entanglement.
10 "Health Foods" That Aren't As Healthy As You Think
Here's a comprehensive list of some pretty sad realities about the food we all love to munch on. As brought to you by a completely healthy-living challenged fast-food junkie.
Banned Durex Super Bowl Commercial Is Pretty Dark
Jesus. Thanks Durex, my plans of having children one day in the distant future are now ruined.
Candy Bikini Is Not Haute Couture
Las Vegas-based fashion designer Malina Sharoni calls her edible candy bikini wear "haute couture." Uh, no.
21 Massively Adorable Primates Sucking On Their Thumbs
I don't know about you guys, but this is kind of the cutest. Cuter than any babies doing this, at least.
Classiest Sweat Pants Ever
Thanks, San Fran-based clothing store Betabrand. I'm never going to wear real pants to work again.
This Little Kid Is A Better Dancer Than You
And probably more adorable, too. Thanks for making the rest of us look bad, little Russian boy!
30 Classy Cats And Dogs Wearing Bonnets
What's cuter than dogs and cats in bonnets? Uhm, I believe the correct answer is nothing.
Surprisingly Beautiful Time Lapse Of Mold And Fungi Growth
Or rather, the technical terms Aspergillus fumigatus, Botrytis, Mucor, Trichoderma, and Cladosporium. However you say it, all of a sudden I really want to watch my bread expire.
The Incredible Hulk Is Incredibly Constipated
Someone get the man some gamma-infused laxatives, STAT. Sculpture found at a shopping mall in South Korea. (Seriously.)
Peter Dinklage Sits In Red Chair And Gets Mock-Photographed By Italian Model
"Game of Thrones" star Peter Dinklage went on the Italian Chiambretti Sunday Show and this happened. That about all the explanation we can offer you.