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Naked Pregnant Anna Nicole Smith Painted In Gold
In 2006, Anna Nicole Smith agreed to be the spokesperson for GoldenPalace.com. She also agreed to pose carrying her now five-year-old daughter Danielynn for the online casino in these never-before-seen pics. Smith died one year later, and, out of respect for her family, Golden Palace held onto the photos. Until now.
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Slow Lorises Eat A Tangerine
What's better than two slow lorises eating a tangerine? Nothing. The answer is nothing.
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How To Draw
To all the art students out there, you're doing it wrong.
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15 Celebrity Scandals You Wish Happened In 2011
2011 gave way to plenty of celebrity scandal, from Lindsay Lohan's hearings to Anthony Weiner's, well, weiner. But if only these things had happened, then 2011 may have been that much stranger.
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Charles Manson Rocks Out To "Party Rock Anthem"
Yeah, Charles Manson is crazy. Crazy about LMFAO! Heyoo!
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Jewish A Cappella Group Cover Matisyahu For Hanukkah
A Capella group The Maccabeats are back again this season with their Hanukkah themed cover of Matisyahu's song "Miracle". So break out the Manischewitz wine and get ready to party like it's your Bar-Mitzvah all over again.
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Crying Baby Loves Having A Q-Tip In Ear
Next time you see someone crying, try this out. Maybe this baby has found the key to happiness in cotton swabs.
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Profane Two-Bit Muppet Runs For President
He's just your average turquoise farmer from Nevada and if you vote for him, he guarantees NO BULLSHIT!
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Liquor Board Pulls Risqué Rape Awareness Ad
An ad campaign in Pennsylvania, intended to raise awareness about rape prevention, has been pulled by the state's Liquor Control Board. Rape victims came forward to say that the whole campaign made it look as if it were the women's fault, which is understandable considering it says that your friend has apparently already "made a bad decision" from the get-go.
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The Unimpressed Astronaut Meme
Suddenly everything I've accomplished in life seems trivial.
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God Doesn't Believe In Rick Perry
Rick Perry's anti-gay campaign ad only proved that Jesus gives believers special asshole privileges. If Andy Cobb was running for office, I'd probably vote for him. Just sayin'.
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This News Anchor May Or May Not Be Drunk
She may be drunk. Or she may be a really, really bad news reporter. It's a little hard to tell through all the slurring.
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Terrifying Backwards Fingers
I don't know if he's double jointed or jammed his hand in a door for a week in order to acquire this skill, but either way, he should be a hand stunt double for horror films.
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The Girl With The Tramp Stamp Tattoo
She has an uncanny photographic memory to help solve crime and the ability to drink a whole bottle of Malibu rum.
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17 Gifts That You Should Never Give Anyone For The Holidays
Holiday shopping has been going on for a couple weeks, so here's some tips on what you should NOT be buying for anyone, ever. No, seriously.
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Occupy Cybertron
The Occupy Movement isn't just limited to earth, anymore. The Artist who goes by Sucklord has created a whole new Transformers movement in which he is the acting head for the Decepticons, otherwise known as the 1%. Find more information on the event here. Which side will you be on?
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Porcupine Loves Pumpkin Still Doesn't Want To Share
Teddy Bear the Porcupine is still an adorable jerk. And we love it! Keep hoarding your food, Teddy Bear! Watch the first video here.
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The Happiest Kid In Disneyland
This kid went on a vacation to Disneyland and obviously had a really good time.
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Lady Gaga's 23 Most Ridiculous Outfits Of 2011
Lady Gaga's public appearances have become somewhat of a commodity. Whatever she wears next is bound to be edgy, a dash of crazy and pretty much all terrifying. With razor sharp finger nails (and cheek bones), plenty of pasties, and even some blood, she did not let us down in 2011.
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2-Year-Old Has More Swag Than Most Rappers
Most rappers should aspire to be this two year old.
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