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Drugs in 2014: A Year in Review. How Pot, Mushrooms, and Molly Were This Year's Biggest Winners
Drugs in 2014: A Year in Review. How Pot, Mushrooms, and Molly Were This Year's Biggest Winners
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Leave It Behind: The Trends, Words, and Stories We're Retiring From 2014
2014 left behind a skidmark in our hearts and minds. Let's leave it behind and these pop culture touchstones with it.
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'Real Houswives' Teresa Giuduce Raided by Federal Agents, Feds Make Off With Kids' Christmas Gifts (Update)
Teresa Giuduce Raided by Federal Agents, Feds Make Off With Kids' Christmas Gifts
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"Breaking Bad's" Aaron Paul is Starring In a Live Reading of "The Empire Strikes Back"
An Empire Strikes Back/Breaking Bad crossover is happening.
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USS Ponce Successfully Fires Directed Energy Weapon AKA a Freaking Laser
USS Ponce Successfully Fires Directed Energy Weapon AKA a Fucking Laser
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British Demonstrators Plan Massive Face-Sit-In to Protest Censorship in Adult Films
British Demonstrators Plan Massive Face-Sit-In to Protest Censorship in Adult Films
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Man Knife-Fights 535 Pound Black Bear, Wins, Walks Away With Greatest Bar Story in History
When a guy fights a bear with a knife, you listen to the guy.
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It's "Grand Theft Auto V" vs. The Bible in Australia
Australian Gamers Angry About Grand Theft Auto Try to Ban the Bible.
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"Street Fighter V" Announcement Leaked Ahead of This Weekend's PlayStation Experience Event in Vegas
Capcom prematurely leaks Street Fighter 5 arrival on PlayStation 4 and PC.
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In a Show of Uncharacteristic Restraint, Texas Temporarily Halts the Execution of a Mentally Ill Prisoner
Texas halts the execution of a mentally ill inmate...temporarily.
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"Pauly Shore Stands Alone" Examines the Life of a Struggling, Aging Comedian in the Mid-Point of His Life
Pauly Shore Stands Alone examines what happens after your 15 minutes of fame comes to an end.
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Father Reveals True Identity as Spider-Man, Instructs Son to ‘Avenge His Death’ in Near Perfect Obituary
Dying father leaves behind obituary for his infant son, reveals true identity as Spider-Man instructs son to ‘avenge his death'.
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Nintendo Files Patent for Gameboy Emulator on Smartphones
Is Nintendo planning on brining Gameboy titles to mobile phones? We really, really hope so.
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Thanksgiving Fails: Your Complex Guide to Avoiding Death and Embarrassment
Turkey fryers, Black Friday mobs, and how best to avoid being horribly disfigured by both.
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Tamest Vigilante Ever Spends 6 Months Stalking Driver Bloodlessly Running Red Lights
Road rage? Here's one way to solve it.
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#HashtagLunchbag and Complex Join Forces to Battle Hunger This Holiday Season
#HashtagLunchbag and Complex Join Forces to Battle Hunger This Holiday Season
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How to Deal Drugs on Live TV and Not Get Caught: A Tutorial
How not to deal drugs: don't do it on live television.
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Strapped-for-Cash Comcast Charges Man $3,000 for Daring to Move Out of Service Area
Comcast gives the world one more reason to hate them.
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Nintendo's "Super Smash Bros." Is Too Powerful for Our ADD
"Super Smash Bros." for the Nintendo Wii U is batshit insane and we love every minute it.
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"Dear Jesus, Help Me Move This Weight": The Hustler's Narco Prayer Discovered
Police have found what they're calling a 'narco prayer' during a drug raid.
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