"When I was a kid I waited opposite some guy who had a real life broadsword stuck in his foot. He’d been working in some old stately home and a suit of armor toppled over and the sword impaled his foot. It was all bandaged up and not obviously bleeding, so he just sat there calmly, waiting for his turn, holding this massive sword lodged in his foot."
I feel like keeping the actual camera out of the shot should be the bare minimum.
TIL Harrison Ford was supposed to be in E.T.
"There's more chemistry between Wu and Michelle Yeoh in the Mahjong scene than Wu and Henry Golding in the entire film."
Honestly, the Anna Faris/Chris Pratt divorce was the beginning of the end for me being a Chris Pratt fan.
"They checked and measured, and I was due in seven weeks! I wasn't sure if I had wanted to be a mom ever, let alone in seven weeks."
If only "cancel culture" had come for these men in their time.
People Are Sharing The Shocking Family Secrets They Were Let In On Once They Were Older, And They Range From Heartbreaking To Wild
Imagine lying to your kid about them not having CANCER.
"I cannot survive without my ground beef. This is an emergency for me. Please send a donation for grocery for me or I will not make it."
This is low-key my worst fear, but I also know it's happened to people with great outcomes!!!
"My college girlfriend's freshman roommate threw a fit that her daddy didn’t buy her a bunch of Thanksgiving presents, including some $2,000 flat screen TV (and this was 2007). Who the f*** gets a Thanksgiving present?"
42 Femcels And Incels From Dating Apps Who Clearly Didn't Understand The Meaning Of "Write A Brief Bio"
I just love when people post a list of 25 requirements to be their girlfriend without listing a single thing they're offering.
Keira Knightley Had To Wear A Wig For Five Years Following Hair Loss From Her Roles, And 18 Other Actors Whose Hair Was Damaged On Set
Including one actor who wanted to sue the network due to his hair loss.
I blame aliens, a government conspiracy, or a Truman Show-like situation.
Some people have BONES underneath their tongue, and it's not even that uncommon.
I kinda wish I'd thought of some of these ideas.
I'm convinced the word search full of words like "neglect" and " orphan" was made by Samara from The Ring.
"It would tear the family apart if they knew."
North Korean airports are kinda freaky.
I don't even understand why a full grown man would WANT to date a teenager.