It's a simple test really.
Ever tried to buy jeans online?
Remember finding out that it was nothing like the nice blue liquid in the ads?
Where do you stand on "Accio"?
Do you share the same toilet stall, or keep some space?
This is why teachers should be paid more.
Are your students slightly disgusting?
Did you end up in the wrong place?
Or your ex boyfriend. Or your friend's boyfriend. Or every boy you know.
"I don't know what a Brexit is because I am a dog." – Dogs everywhere today
Legs-it will kill us all!
..or not at all?
Nothing chafes like a dry tampon.
Which line always brings on the tears?
"If it doesn't scan, it must be free!" Haha good one, I hate you.
You're gonna be a big star – just as soon as you get up and shower.
Time to find out!
Find out how to turn your fucking life around!
This trash planet doesn't deserve women.