Police Arrest Naked 'Terminator'
"19-year-old Sean Stanley Smith was arrested on the Nevada border after he was spotted by a motorist wandering around the highway nude. He was ordered by police to stop but proceeded into a nearby casino - where he was then tasered in front of a group of children. Smith claims he was a Terminator sent back in time from the future. However, it turned out that Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator but was in fact suffering from the effects of LSD and marijuana. He was charged with indecent exposure and resisting a police officer." [Ed: Why were there children in the Casino?]
Rocket Bike for Sale!!!
FAIYATORIKKUBOBU can now be yours for 1 million yen. Or you can buy American, and have a slightly more DIY experience via Ebay. Either way lets race!!
Batman & Robin: Filipino Bootleg
The bizarre ending to a bootleg foreign Batman film. Features an unmasked Batman and Robin singing a parody of At The Hop with Joker and Penguin. Also look out for dancing spider-little-person at 1:34.
There's a 12 Mile Blob-Monster Eating Alaska
So there's a huge thing floating of the coast of Alaska and this is what their saying about it: "It's certainly biological." "It's definitely not an oil product of any kind. It has no characteristics of an oil, or a hazardous substance, for that matter." Also "someone turned in what was left of a dead goose -- just bones and feathers -- to the borough's wildlife department."
Ferris Wheel Sex
Now I know why people love Coney Island (not because most of the jellyfish at the beach are really made of harmless latex). [vaguely NSFW]
WiFi Hat
This hat nerds so hard that it has a working WiFi detector let people know when you are in a hotspot (you won't know unless you remove the hat).
Kuroshio Sea, 2nd Largest Aquarium Tank in the World
Wow. Just. Wow.
Underwater Farting Penguin
The penguin in front farts and the one behind turns around desperately so he doesn't swim into the fart bubbles.
Playwizard Magazine
What all 18-35-year old men want from Harry Potter movies. [Via the Great Geek Manual]
Focus!
On the upside, Freddy's mouth was entirely free from rectal itch.
ScarJo As The Black Widow
This weeks Entertainment Weekly article on 'Iron Man 2' will include much anticipated, exclusive photos of Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow. Nerds everywhere are going into a sweaty palmed frenzy.
Resting Peacefully
Cute, but mildly off-putting.
D12 Handbag of Holding
For the lady-nerds amongst us.
'District 9' Second Trailer
New District 9 trailer reveals more of the plot, also looks like it might be a Summer Sci-Fi movie that does not suck. And it's not even a remake or rehashing of some old crap from our youth!!
Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters
The literary luminaries behind "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" are bringing you "Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters", and they made a trailer to promote A BOOK!!!
Harry Potter Vs. Voldemort Rap Battle
Harry Potter opens today and the folks over at Indy Mogul made a short film in which one H. Potter and MC Voldemort battle it out with rhymes. [Via /Film]
Coder Girl [Video]
Dale Chase has made a nerd rap "ode to female programmers."
PSA's from the Future
The world is a rapidly changing place and many people can be caught unawares by new dangers. Luckily these 3 short PSA's give us some helpful safety tips to deal with the technologies that will soon be part of our everyday lives.
Doomed Relationship Chart
For those of us who need a chart to handle everything in life- A Gannt Chart for your doomed relationship.
Old School Command Center
Multitasking while on the crapper got a lot easier after WiFi and Laptops.