Chimp Pees in His Mouth and Drinks It
Chimp can practically give himself a blowjob with such awesome flexibility. I wish ...
Epic Peen Pumps
I wonder how this worked out for them. Must have kept them feeling very *secure*.
Emo Kitty Has an Idea to Save the World
End discrimination, bury affirmative action and hate everyone. Everyone wins.
Old Man Can Make Your Bed Rock
Ladies, meet Mr.Bedrock.
Cavs Owner Pissed at Lebron for Leaving
Cavs owner Dan Gilbert fired back sharply to LeBron James after James announced he was leaving Cleveland for Miami. In an open letter to Cavs fans distributed to the media, Gilbert called James "a former hero" and his decision "a cowardly betrayal."
Karate Kid Saga: Boy and Chicken
This is the funniest gif ever. Boy and chicken fighting, who do you think will win?
Emo Kitty Doesn't Care for Twilight
I may be an emo kitty but at least I know sparkly vampires don't exist. What's your excuse?
Goat Piggyback Ride
This is what I call unconditional love. Till death do they part.
Virgin Turtle
Turtlefeed has started a turtle obsession in our head, oh boy.
How Many Emo Kitties To Make You Realize You Are Addicted to Buzzfeed?
How many emo kitties does it take you to make you realize that you are an addict and Buzzfeed is your freaking crack? Four. Why four? Because you are slow as hell.
Hitler Reacts To Spain Defeating Germany
In the newest Hitler Reacts video Hitler weighs in on Germany's loss to Spain in the World Cup semifinals. As it turns out, he takes the bad news rather hard. (Via)
Emo Kittens Make You Hate Your Day Job
How many emo kitties does it take to make you hate your fucking desk job? Two. One to give you an incredible dose of sleepitis and one to make you want a chubby lover.
Bacon Space Kitty
Three things the internet loves, all in one image. I dare you not to click on this. You know you want to.