Josh Fjelstad
If A Pigeon Had A Twitter
If you were curious (I know I was), then this is exactly what it would look like. Albeit with a much improved vocabulary.
Josh Fjelstad
Two Dudes Take Dead Friend Out For A Night On The Town
Aside from the fact that it's more than mildly disturbing that these guys decided to pull off a real life Weekend at Bernie's, it's even more messed up that there's just no explanation as to why. I don't think they were overtaken by grief, though.
Josh Fjelstad
If eBay Were OKCupid...
This is probably not the best way to ask someone out on a date.
Josh Fjelstad
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia Demotivational Posters
The antics the Gang gets into in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia aren't exactly inspirational, but they are funny as hell. These posters will motivate you into buying a "Green Man" suit, drawing abs on your chest with Mr. Sketch markers, and going America all over everyone's asses, though. Even if society won't accept it.
Josh Fjelstad
Insanely Creepy Flower Encrusted Skeletons
If you really can't let your dog or cat go--and you have some psychological issues--then contact Dutch sculptor, Cedric Laquieze. He takes animal skeletons and covers them in fake flowers, which is much classier than just keeping your lost pet in an urn on the mantle.
Josh Fjelstad
Rare Color Photos Of 1940s New York City
Almost seventy years ago, photographer Charles Weever Cushman set out Manhattan to take pictures with his expensive Kodachrome camera. What's most impressive now is how little the city looks to have changed. Aside from how good the cars and hobos used to look, of course.
Josh Fjelstad
38 Impressive "Hobo Nickels"
These nickels certainly don't feature Thomas Jefferson. First carved in 1913, the heyday of hobo nickels was back in the 1930s, used as a way to pass the time during the Great Depression. Some of the original coins still exist today, while the practice itself has survived into modern times; ironically making some nickels worth hundreds of dollars.
Josh Fjelstad
Six-Inch Eel Swims Into Man's Penis
Zhang Nan was looking for a little R&R at a beauty spa, when he got a whole lot more than he was asking for. The Chinese spa had taken to mimicking a treatment out of London, where people bathe in a tub of eels, which eat off layers of dead skin. However, for one such eel, dead skin wasn't quite satisfying enough.
Josh Fjelstad
Doctor Who Would Love This Cat Fort
A visionary craftsman by the name of "Astromark" needed to build his cat something she could call home. And that something was obviously a TARDIS. These pictures will probably make the Internet explode with joy.
Josh Fjelstad
24 Eerie Photos Of Deadvlei's Alien Landscape
Located in the middle of the Namibian desert, Deadvlei used to be a luscious oasis. Thousands of years ago the marshland dried up in a record drought, and now all that remains are the skeletons of 900-year-old trees, surrounded by the highest sand dunes in the world, at over 1000 feet tall. The result looks as foreign as Mars.
Josh Fjelstad
24 Unbelievable Photos Of Japanese Rice Field Art
Yep, this is a real thing. Using different types of rice, Japanese farmers are able to create recreations of classic art pieces, or something wholly of their own design. The results look Photoshopped, but are totally real.
Josh Fjelstad
My Little Racist Three-Year-Old
This innocent-looking girl asked of her father, "Why are some Barbies white and others are black?" His reaction was to inform her that all little girls turn black on their fourth birthday, which, for her, was just one week away. She didn't take the news so well.
Josh Fjelstad
How To Execute The Tablecloth Trick Perfectly
I didn't even know this was possible in real life. The funny thing is that they got it right after only four tries.
Josh Fjelstad
ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS
I don't care how this became a thing, just that it did. Animals screaming about mundane daily conversations and errands. This is just what we needed.
Josh Fjelstad
17 Completely Absurd Patron Saints That Actually Exist
These are the kind of saints who we should be invoking on a day-to-day basis. You know, grab a few beers with Saint Bibiana, go on a vacation in the Alps with Bernard of Menthon. These guys are the chillest of the saints, if not somewhat questionable.
Josh Fjelstad
Kitten Watches Kitten Watching Nyan Cat
Nyanception. Now that someone got a video of their kitten watching Nyan Cat, the cycle has been completed with a photo of a kitten watching a kitten watching Nyan Cat. Carry on.
Josh Fjelstad
Dutch Woman Calls Ex-Boyfriend 65,000 Times
In breaking news, a 42-year-old Dutch woman was just charged with stalking, after she allegedly called her ex-boyfriend 65,000 times in the past year. If you do the math, that's an average of almost 180 times daily. Something tells me he should've put himself on the "do not call" list.
Josh Fjelstad
54 More Bizarre Names For Groups Of Animals
There's a whole lot more to the animal kingdom than just some herds and packs. In fact, so much that we have even more strange names for groups of animals. A "scurry of squirrels"? I mean, come on.
Josh Fjelstad
Spider-Cat Returns
It's been some time since we met Charlie the Spider-Cat, but it seems that he has an heir-apparent. And this Spider-Cat's skills at catching "villains" seem even more advanced.
Josh Fjelstad
The Bible Has A Major Typo
Stop the presses. Someone really needs to address this giant, glaring typographical error before things get any more out of control.
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