11 Questions You Should Never Ask Someone In A Long Term Relationship
Please stop, it's killing us.
Growing Up With A Sister Perfectly Summed Up
"I barely touched you."
17 Things You'll Understand If You're Slightly Obsessed With Your Bed
"You are my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye."
21 Times Sarah Silverman Dropped Some Hard Truths
Sarah 4 prez.
18 Photos That Won't Make Sense To Sisterless Families
"Is that my shirt?"
This Video Of A Girl Lip Syncing To A 2008 Soulja Boy Song Is My Favorite Thing And I Want It To Be Everyone's Favorite Thing
Please open your heart to this video. I hope you won't regret it.
24 Tweets That'll Make You Feel Better About Your Student Debt
The cost of tuition in this country is too damn high.
22 Pure Things That Will Cleanse Your Broken Soul
Be healed. Be whole.
Which Delicious Mexican Food Item Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
Try not to eat yourself.
28 Onion Headlines That Basically Sum Up Your Life
The Onion truly is America's finest news source.
16 Things That Are Turning 16 In 2016
Happy Sweet Sixteen, things.
22 Cats We've All Been At Some Point In Our Lives
Meow IRL.
People Are Mourning David Bowie On Twitter And It's Both Moving And Heartbreaking
"Take a step back and look at the high water mark for what is possible for an artist to accomplish in a human lifetime."
21 Pictures Smart People Will Never Understand
I don't even understand what I don't understand.
21 Insane Things People Say To Avoid Bathroom Language
"Did you remember to wipe your peachy coocoo?"
Which "Making A Murderer" Lawyer Should Be Your Boo?
It's a win-win!
Does Your Family Have Embarrassing Terms For Bathroom Stuff?
"Anybody gotta tinkle before we leave?" — MY EMBARRASSING MOM.
Literally Just A Bunch Of Funny OITNB Quotes
[Waits patiently for "Orange Is The New Black" to return].
26 "Harry Potter" Quotes Made Hilarious By Replacing "Wand" With "Penis"
"Your penis, Lucious. I require your penis."
25 People We Should All Aspire To Be In 2016
New year, new you.